Satirical News: Cake Boss Fires Some Pinoy Employees For the Right Reasons, Pinoys Erupt and Cries "RACIST!"
Cake Boss who had last time sympathized with Filipinos who are potential victims for what he calls the "onion skinned politicians protection law" has just fired some Pinoy employees, suddenly Pinoys erupt. The Pinoy pridist groups called Migraine International, Bobo Muna, Akbobo and the New Pinoy Army all started to rally in the Philippines as "Justice for fired Pinoys!" It was a pretty long day and Cake Boss had to be escorted by a legion of bodyguards.
"I have hired Filipinos in the U.S. because they needed the job but sad to say most of them were Pinoys, not Filipinos. Now only if the Philippines would have gotten rid of that stupid 60/40 policy then I would have opened there. I had fired some Pinoys who were actually caught stealing money not only from me but also from my fellow directors. Some were also caught smoking and drinking in the office, doing rude gestures. Pinoys can't follow guidelines. Pinoys are lowly Filipinos. True Filipinos helped me by reporting them and then they were called anti-Filipino. Anti-Filipino? What these brave men who exposed the Pinoys did savedthe reputation of Filipinos! That is the problem with Pinoys- they always cover each other's fault while sensible Filipinos don't. They shout racist every time somebody is fired justly. If I fired a Filipino for being a Filipino, that's racism. But I didn't, I fired the Pinoy employees for their incompetence." was Cake Boss' response when he was asked by Forbes to why he did it.
"Well Christina Masterson is half-Filipino, nothing wrong with that. However those Pinoy employees started to gloat how great Pinoys were just because I hired her. I know Power Rangers Operation Overdrive during my absence before Toei granted me the license again, had a Filipino cast namely Rhoda Montemayor member but she wasn't a Pinay pridist. I don't know why these Pinoys think they are the greatest in the world. To be honest, I am saddened by what I am encountering right now with one Pinoy pridist after the other gloating. They only appreciate half-Filipinos if they get famous like Sayaka Akimoto and Yu Takahashi who worked for my superior organization Toei before they became J-Drama veterans." he added.
Cake Boss expresses that he had to do what he had to do. He calls the groups such as Migraine International, Bobo Muna, Akbobo and so on as people who should be relocated somewhere. He joked in his interview, "Well I have good news. The Super Sentai, Kamen Riders and Power Rangers have found an island big enough for them to start their own nation. Ha ha but they have to buy it from me and Toei for USD 1,000,000,000.00 half of the money to each party. But let's see them pay for that considering their spendthrift habits!"