Satirical News: American Ex-Pat in Tondo, Blob Blabbersky Gets Rude Awakening!
Blob Blabbersky who previously moved from the United States to the Philippines in search for "freedom" and "married" Mediokra Tamad in an informal ceremony without passing Philippine by-laws, gets a rude awakening as paradise was not paradise as he thought. While originally appearing to be very plump and very heavy, he was last seen losing weight and unfortunately his skin did not shrink together with his weight leaving him with a lot of excess skin as a result of eating pagpag instead of healthy non-fatty foods. Also, Tondo as a squatter zone had become so out of order and full of laziness that their paradise was not paradise after all. The situation of Tondo deteriorated eventually into a real rathole close to being a Somalia within the Philippines.
From what was last seen the last time, due to Tondo's rejection of progress from both Filipinos and foreigners alike, the whole place began to fall apart so fast. Blob's poor leadership of letting people do what they want had resulted to a more sickly place. People easily got sick, others lost their homes, others died from malnutrition, and because all their stolen electricity and water was cut off, the place became a literal rathole plagued with darkness during the night. Without decent businesses to run the place and without employment, proper sanitation and the basic needs, Lawless Tondo collapsed literally and the Blob can be seen to be in a very sickly state too.