Satirical News: President Nobita Declares Rurouni Kenshin as National Anime!
President Nobita in order to gain the people's support of the Nobita Liberal Party declared Rurouni Kenshin as the "National Anime". President Nobita was last seen with Doraemar Roxas wearing a samurai costume to declare Rurouni Kenshin as the national Anime of the Philippines. Both President Nobita and Doraemar Roxas went to watch the screening of Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno with fellow No Direction members Kill Henares, Pink Lacson and Money Villar all went to watch Rurouni Kenshin's screening night. They were all spotted wearing samurai costumes and got VIP seats.
"That movie was.... beautiful! I could not believe how awesome Takeru Sato was in his action. Oh my! Only if we can get our local industry to do a movie that great! I would admit Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno is a great even. Hehehehehe... I even sent somebody from the Malacanang to go to buy me that ticket. I am glad they came as ambassadors. At this point, I hope to improve Japanese and Filipino relations with this event." was the exclamation of President Nobita to the Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno movie.
President Nobita a day after the screening had ordered members of the Malacanang and Nobita Liberal Party to dress up as samurai. To celebrate the event, he ordered Japanese food, ordered everyone to drink sake instead of any kind of liquor for the toast. Japanese instrumental music was played during the "Rurouni Kenshin as National Anime Day". After that, both President Nobita and Doraemar campaigned for the Nobita Liberal Party as samurai.
"Just as we gave ampao and other Filipino delicacies to Japan, we are now going to use money from the DAP to buy Japanese delicacies. The Philippine/Japan trade relations must be improved if the Philippines expects to beat China. It would be priority to buy Den-Liners to replace the MRT and to get military equipment that will help us defeat Damulag's Army in the South China Sea." said President Nobita. President Nobita was confirmed to have received another threat from Damulag that if he should get a second term, the Chinese Army will attack Imperial Manila.
"I would like to express my desire that all bosses should pardon their employees and all teachers should pardon their students who skipped work and classes to attend the mall event. After all, the cast of Rurouni Kenshin coming here is a very once in a lifetime event!" said President Nobita on behalf of Rurouni Kenshiners.
While some Rurouni Kenshiners shouted tears of joy at President Nobita's proposal, one Rurouni Kenshiner who wished to remain unknown said, "This is just stupid. Can't the President make any good declaration?! I am a fan of Rurouni Kenshin but... come on, to declare it as National Anime is just plain stupid! While I do agree the movie is beautiful but to make a law for it is stupid! President Nobita should focus on fixing the MRT stations, not gush over some samurai movie like he's a three year old! I like the show but to pardon those who skipped work and clases for the mall event, that was just wrong priority!"