Showing posts from January, 2017

Satirical News: Makabobo Activists Attack French Embassy In Makati, Manila Because Miss France Won

After the time that Miss France Iris Mittenaere won the Miss Universe Crown a huge protest was launched by Makabobo. The loss of Miss Philippines Maxine Medina after she did not make it to the top three caused a great outrage among Pinoy pridists. Bagong Alansyang Makabobo which houses the Bobo Muna Political Party decided to launch its rage.

Members of Makabobo soon attacked the French embassy at 1:30 P.M. today calling it as stealing what they thought rightfully belonged to Ms. Medina. they all staged protests burning the flag of Paris and shouting PENOY PRAYD. Senator Colmenares said in an interview on television, "This is the result if you let foreigners come here to compete. You should think of Maxine Medina as the local businesses and Iris Mittenaere as the foreign investor. If you let foreign investors do businesses here think of yourselves as Maxine."

The rally ceased because of the the security in Makati. PNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa managed to apprehend the intended r…

Satirical News: Liberal Party Senators Filed Rejected Impeachment Complaint Against President Duterte For Maxine Medina's Loss!

As finalist Miss Maxine Medina did not make it to the top 3 the Liberal Party gets mad as the crown was handed over to Miss France Iris Mittenaerae. Senators Bum Aquino, Leila Dilemma, Francis Pangilinan and Antonio Trollanes IV have begun their latest move.
"It's the fault of President Duterte that Ms. Medina wasn't made Miss Universe. Do you see how the war on drugs has caused our candidate to lose. Many fail to give thanks to Nobita Aquino when Pia Wurtzbach won the crown last 2015. This will be used as an impeachment complaint that will guarantee that President Rodrigo Duterte will be ousted from power. It's because of all these extrajudicial killings done by the president that Ms. Medina didn't get the crown. I am a lawyer and I should have sufficient evidence of that." Senator Dilemma said in an interview.
The battle between Senator Dilemma and her archenemy Justice Secretary Vitaliano N. Aguirre Jr. continued. Justice Secretary Aguirre said, "Wh…

Some Cartoon Scenes That I Enjoyed As A Child For Really Weird Reasons...

I probably sound crazy but here are some cartoon clips I enjoyed for some reason...
Galvatron kills Starscream
I wanted to see Starscream die every time I watched the original Transformers cartoon. Starscream was about to declare himself the ruler but Megatron returned as Galvatron. Galvatron did killed Starscream with a concentrated blast causing the latter to die. IMO, it's the best scene in the Transformers movie and I've waited for ages to see Starscream die. Pretty much, I really love replaying this scene over and over again for the satisfaction of seeing him die.

Satirical News: Mrs. Loida Nicolas-Lewis Says Kris Aquino Will Be The Best President For 2022!

Loida Nicolas-Lewis continues to make headlines right now. After her call to make President Rodrigo R. Duterte resign she's actually revealed her next master plan. She also revealed the new movement called "Make Kris Aquino President For 2022." as part of her new propaganda.

"When Duterte resigns, I suggest that after Leni's term that all Filipinos must be under of rule of Kris Aquino. Don't forget how much I did for your country. Your country is only free when it's under the Liberal Party. You were all fools to vote for Duterte and not for Mar. Remember a Marcos is never to be trusted for being a Marcos. No Marcos is redeemable and all Aquinos are good. All political dynasties are not allowed except they be part of the glorious Liberal Party. I suggest that when Leni Robredo becomes president she must pick Kris Aquino as her vice president." said Mrs. Lewis in an interview.

The whole statement raised a couple of eyebrows. Many Filipinos who are no…

How I Started To Appreciate Subs Over Dubs!

I remembered watching dubbed shows as a child. I remembered watching the Bioman English dub, the Maskman Tagalog dub and just about almost every Toku dub. When the Power Rangers invasion came I just thought, "SCREW IT!" to the TV networks. Then there were dubs of Taiwanese drama, Korean drama and Japanese drama. I just watched them out of curiosity and found out that they're miles better than the telebasuras of ABiaS-CBN and GMA-7. No show is perfect but better than those stupid telebasuras that rot the brain.

My world shook by the time I started watching fan subs and official subs of Chinese, Korean or Japanese movie or series. I didn't like to read the subs at first because it was painful to my eyes. But the more I watched non-English shows with subs the more I appreciated the language. Even before I started watching subs I started to nitpick some problems that a lot of dubs have. Weak voice actors and lips don't match. But having reliable English subtitles so…

Can I Handle Another Level Of God Fire Tonkotsu's Spiciness?

I like spicy foods which explains why I eat Iranian, Indian and Korean dishes. I can't really forget about how my buttocks felt like it "caught on fire" after taking another level of God Fire Tonkotsu to a whole new level of spiciness. I had level one spiciness and I decided to try level two to check my tolerance out.

I wasn't able to tolerate the new level of spiciness immediately. I had to slowly drink it and I drank lots of water as a result. Worse, having some phlegm stuck on my throat didn't make things better. The result was that much of my stuck up phlegm got out. Fortunately, I was finished eating before I actually spewed all that annoying phlegm giving me quite a relief. Talk about a delicious remedy!

For now, I think I won't get another level of spiciness. I think my tolerance to spicy food has lowered considering I haven't eaten much spicy food as of late. But again, who knows when I can reach another level or maybe I can't considering tha…

Gracie Dzienny Pictures For January 7, 2017

Staying away from ice cream is a hard thing to do... 

Satirical News: Kelly Rowland's Dilemma To Be Remastered In Honor Of Senator Leila Dilemma!

As part of Leila Dilemma's investigation, singer Kelly Rowland and rapper Nelly decides to release a new version of "Dilemma". This time the new lyrics are as follows as the words Nelly are now replaced with Ronnie, in honor of Ronnie Dayan and some words are modified:

[Kelly Rowland] I.. love you, and I.. need you Ronnie I.. love you, I do.. neeeeed you - but
[Chorus: Kelly Rowland] No matter what I do, all I think about is you Even when you're with your boo, you know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do, all I think about is you Even when you're with your boo, you know I'm crazy over you

My Weird Choices When It Comes To Me And Japanese Culture

There's always the time to call a U-Turn in my life one way or another. I could now talk about some instances of how I usually contradict my usual (or default) preferences. Here's a list of those crazy instances when my preferences contradict my usual preferences with Japanese culture.

I usually prefer Chinese food and Korean food over Japanese food (but I love all three) but I prefer Japanese noodles over Chinese noodles and Korean noodles.

It's been suggested that noodles was a Chinese invention that got modified overtime in many countries. While I enjoy Chinese beef noodles but I really like ramen over Chinese or Korean noodles. I like eating all varieties of noodles but ramen happens to be my favorite. My favorite Japanese ramen is Tonkotsu. While I'm not such a big fan of Japanese cuisine but I still prefer ramen over other types of noodle soups.