Satirical News: Pacquiao vs. Henares Match Tickets Has Over 1,000,000,000 Tickets Sold!

Kill Henares from the Bureau of Internal Robbery had said that Pacquiao lacks PHP 2.65 billion in taxes.  So what's it really the big deal?  The tax system of the Philippines has been know for being corrupt and stupid at the same time.  The whole issue of the Bureau of Internal Robbery (formerly known as the Bureau of Internal Revenue) has had its issues with money under the table, tax neglect and taxing people inappropriately while not arresting the real tax deficit people like businessman Cynic Lee.  The boxing match will happen inside the Araneta Coliseum.  Kill Henares was last seen practicing her moves in the hopes of beating Manny Pacquaio, to get a lot of money from him to continue her support for the ampaw government currently ran by President Nobita who will sponsor this fight match.


Last time it was known that Kill Henares tried to tax people with Filipino blood (which she calls as "Pinoy blood") telling them that are obliged to pay taxes to the Philippines even if their income was earned abroad and taxes were paid there already.  It was known that Kill Henares tried to exact money from tourist Sayaka Akimoto who has NO INCOME in the Philippines just because she is half-Filipino on her mother side.  Also last time she tried to declare other Filipinos who are earning money abroad and paying taxes to their countries respectively as "tax deficit" because of their Filipino blood.  Sayaka Akimoto may have been born in the Philippines but in terms of nationality, she is JAPANESE and you cannot extract tax payments from foreigners EXCEPT if they have income in the Philippines.

Later word spread around Asia that Manny Pacquiao will fight with Kill Henares in the Philippines.  Others who are confirmed who have bought the tickets are Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Steven Spielburg, Hiroshi Miyauchi, legendary Toei stuntman Kazuo Niibori, Michelle Yeoh, Mike Tyson, Tori Matsuzaka, Jason David Frank, Kaneko Noboru, Keiichi Wada, Barry Burton and other popular figures who are yet to be listed.  The Philippines advertises its greatest event and Sayaka Akimoto has also bought a ticket herself as she expresses she wants to see Kill Henares beaten up by Manny Pacquiao in a boxing match.  Despite protests from Bobo Muna, Migraine International, Anak ng Bobo and other "nationalistic" groups, the tickets were still sold to foreigners.  At least 1,000,000 Chinese were confirmed to have also bought the tickets and 1,000,000 Americans have also bought the ticket.