Satirical News: Nobita Aquino Expresses Woes Over Suspended PSN Account As MK11 Release Got Announced

Nobita Aquino got what some would call a taste of his own medicine when Playstation Network suspended his account named PwedeNaYan last August 29, 2015. He was still put under observation ever since he offended the Mortal Kombat fanbase during the time the PS3 and X-Box 360 versions of Mortal Kombat X were cancelled since the developers could not finish it. Now, with the upcoming release of Mortal Kombat 11 - he finally expresses his woes over the fact that it's already 2019 and his Playstation Network account is still good as suspended until further notice.
"I don't see anything wrong with what I did. If you want to blame anyone for the cancellation of Mortal Kombat X for the PS3 and X-Box 360 - you can blame my predecessor Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo for it." said Nobita on his official Twitter account.

It was said it has been chaos at the Aquino Household ever since Nobita heard of the news that Mortal Kombat 11 was coming out but he could not pre-order due to his PS…

Satirical News: Leni Loud Robredo And Kris Aquino Linked To Narco Alcos' Two Escape Incidents

As in-fighting between Kris Aquino and Nicko Falcis aggravated as of late -- another revelation has revealed a recording that Atty. Romulo Macalinlang did receive orders to release Narco Alcos from jail twice. The first incident in Dasmarines, Cavite as well as the second incident in Camarines Sur revealed that Leni Loud Robredo and Kris were both responsible for the two escape incidents.

The smartphone of Atty. Macalinlang did contain a conversation that revealed both Kris and Leni Loud gave him orders. Also, it was revealed in Macalinlang's Yahoo and Gmail addresses namely and that he had received checks and cash transfers from both Leni Loud and Kris. Part of the expenses that were broken down also included magic dust sold from India and China which allowed Atty. Macalinlang to let Alcos escape from jail not once but twice.

It was also revealed that Alcos himself is supposedly paid for by both Leni Loud and Kris. Alcos who …

Watching Super Old School Hanna-Barbera Cartoons As A 90s Child

Ever thought of the time you actually never realized something was super old school? Part of my childhood (and perhaps partial old shame)  is Hanna Barbera cartoons shown during the 50s to 70s. I thought about how Cartoon Network once aired a segment called "World Famous Toons". Then I thought about the list of cartoons that I could remember watching, liking and had no idea that they were actually my parents' cartoon shows.

So what cartoons did I remember to be that old? Here's some of those shows that would be very old by now judging many of them are in the 1950s to 1970s:
Flintstone'sYippie, Yappie and YahooieThe ImpossiblesTop CatHuckleberry HoundYogi BearTom and JerrySnagglepusScooby DooQuick Draw McGrawTouche TurtlePeter Potamus and So-SoWacky RacesPenelope PitstopMightor and Moby DickMighty Herculoids and Galaxy TrioJonny Quest
I just watched these shows and didn't really care how old they were. So what? They're kiddie shows. Then I thought about ho…

Old School Games That I Don't Bother To Pick Up And Play Anymore

Some successful games won't age well and we know it! Sometimes, you just enjoyed the game back a decade or more ago yet I ask myself, "Do I still want to play them again?" While there are still some old school games worth playing -- others are just MEH already and have aged terribly in this day and age.
The first four Tekken games
Tekken is a highly successful game but not all the old school entries of that game are worth playing all over again. While I would still pick the first Tekken Tag Tournament  game for fun but the second game is so much better! So I thought of some problems that I had with the first four games -- they were still testing new stuff. 
First two games had rather stiff controls, Tekken 3 well the sidestepping is almost as bad as Mortal Kombat 4/Gold and not to mention most of the character endings do lack personality IMHO. Tekken 4 also has bad sidestepping issues and it wasn't until Tekken 5 that I decided to get deeper in Tekken. So why would I…

Hasbro And Saban In My 90s Childhood

As Power Rangers Beast Morphers draws near -- I just wanted to think about how the Power Rangers license was sold by Haim Saban and said deal was approved by Toei. Now it's Toei and Hasbro co-owning Power Rangers. I'd just like to to a bit of a trip to memory lane of shows that once made up my childhood and others that are just old shames in my list.
So what's up with Hasbro? I could remember watching the following shows as done by Hasbro in the 90s -- G.I. Joe, Transformers, Glo Friends, Potato Head Kids, My Little Ponies, Go-Bots (which was pretty much the less popular predecessor of Transformers), Visionaries, Maxie's World (which I watched having a crush on its non-existent protagonist) and did I mention Sesame Street? Though the ones that quickly became my favorites were both G.I. Joe and Transformers -- which both had controversial moments as well. I remembered how I didn't immediately like the idea of Cobra Commander getting replaced by the synthetic Serpent…

Modernization Is Good But Not Everything Modern Is Good

I do enjoy progress and modernization but that doesn't mean that I should care only if something is new or think that everything newer is always better. While old school fantards who don't want change are indeed a problem then the same can go for being a moderntard. A moderntard tends to think that something must be new because it's good rather than something new is good because it's good. Worse, a moderntard is bound to attack you automatically for simply disliking something modern and assume you're against progress even when you're not.
It reminded me of how often I feel left out because I didn't like a lot of modern music. I remembered getting ridiculed by moderntard peers in the 90s when I told them that I like classical music over their love for modern music, how I think Laurel and Hardy is funnier than Dumb and Dumber or that I enjoyed some old school entertainment. I was called as an "enemy of progress" and a "caveman" never mind…

Satirical News: Mar Roxas Confirmed To Have Brought Back Balangiga Bells

Former DILG Secretary Manuel A. Roxas may have finally gotten the people's favor at last. It was confirmed by this photo that he did indeed bring the Balangiga Bells from the United States back to the Philippines.

President Duterte decided to praise his current critic Roxas and said, "You have done your job well Roxas. It looks like you can still be redeemed. If it wasn't for Mar then the Balingiga Bells which rightfully belongs to the Filipino people would have not been returned."
The picture showed Roxas having carried said bells to their location. He was given a warm reception by the people of Balangiga.
Stay tuned for further developments!