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Weirdness Oddity: Imagining ABiaS-CBN Stealing Jin A Nana's KDrama Footage For "Ang Probinsyano"

I remembered a couple of weird stuff I imagined back then. One of them was airing Kamen Rider Drive on GMA-7 with the cast of Tsuperhero doing the voiceover . The other was the airing of Kyuiranger voiced by the cast of Zaido  doing the voiceover . I was thinking how annoying it would be to have Deric Monasterio voicing Shinnosuke Tomari (and Tsuperhero is a bad sitcom) or having Dennis Trillo voice Lucky into saying, "Ang swerte ko!" which is "I'm so lucky!" in English. It also entered my mind that ABiaS-CBN might do something even more absurd in my imagination - they would be stealing K-Drama footage and splicing them into Ang Probinsyano .  I was thinking about how PEP.ph dared to even say that Vincenzo doesn't hold a candle to Ang Probinsyano . I find that claim funny because Ang Probinsyano didn't hit the international market. The show is already a zombie show by now. Why hasn't the show ENDED like any show? It's really a creativity killer o...

For My Love Of Tone-Deaf Or Bad Singing As A Comedy Device

I could remember how Shin Hye Sun had an obvious dub over in the historical mini-series Hymn of Death . Truth is she's can't sing as evidenced by her BAD SINGING in Legend of the Blue Sea  (above). However, it's no turn-off and it really ends up as a funny scene because of how often she gets to sing while showing she really has a bad voice. I try hard not to laugh but I end up laughing at her bad singing.  I'm just reminded of Chojin Sentai Jetman's 15th episode where Ako reveals she's pretty much off-notes in the class. How and why she became an idol singer in the final episode still baffles me. It would've made sense if Kyoko was the idol singer and Ako was her manager. Yet, Toshiki Inoue ended up writing it that way. I think the whole Ryu x Kaori ending still made a little more sense though it has its critics saying it's forced. Though, it's not as crazy as Ako who's always missing the notes becoming an idol singer.  Dengeki Sentai Changeman a...

I Could've Been NCOVed By A Material Girl

I just thought a bit of unrequited love with a Tsinay that I should be happy that it happened. Sometimes, the worst is meant to the best, right? I just thought of how things would've been IF I did get her eventually. I was really trying to get her without thinking of one thing - she's a freaking material girl! I thought about a lot of stuff that could've happened on how dating her on Valentine's Day would totally ruin me financially. I'm just making a bit of a post of how it'd be if I broke as a joke right now. NCOV here isn't the virus but #NoCashOnValentines which could've happened that day.  I was thinking about her expensive taste in food, clothes, and whatever. Personally, I like to mix both expensive and affordable only if the quality is good. Hmmm I could think of why I even don't like high-end products - they break and I pay MUCH HIGHER for repairs and parts! Yup, that's why I don't use Apple products in contrast to Samsung and...

Did Anybody Notice That Peter Griffin Was In Jurassic Park?

I thought about going back to one childhood film back in 1993 and probably the biggest reason why Toei and Saban decided to release Mighty Morphin' in that same year -- Jurassic Park! Now, I decided to revisit my childhood and noticed that one of the film's antagonist (acted by Wayne Knight) looks totally like that idiot Peter Griffin from the rather super offensive adult series Family Guy. So what did that idiot Wayne Nedry did? Well, he was a saboteur who was greedy for money. He probably got fired for stealing though it's not stated. He was also responsible for that annoying security lock that says, "Ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word!" He was sabotaging the whole operation that caused the whole Jurassic Park to fall apart. It was his fault that the dinosaurs were released into the wild. So it was just so appropriate that a dilophosaurus ate him inside his car. It was satisfying to watch that stupid guy die out of his own stupidity! Hmmm now only i...

One Girl Is Prettier Than The Other But I Know Which Show I'm Probably Skipping

Well I guess I can't hide my dislike for Power Rangers forever which can be justified by the rushed seasons and the current Nickelodeon fiasco (hence I deleted my slapstick fic) -- I just gave a thought that one girl is prettier than the other -- all the while I know which show I'm skipping! I just thought of the two cast reveals that happened last year and this year. Power Rangers Beast Morphers had its cast reveal last year. Ryuusoulger's cast got revealed yesterday. Ryuusoulger is going to air on March 17, 2019 (the same birthday as my real first crush) and my birthday will herald the four episode Super Sentai crossover mini-series. I just gave a thought on my tendency to watch Super Sentai or any show for eye candy and not for the plot -- all the while I still chew out a bad show with lots of eye candy regardless! I would admit that I find Jacqueline Scislowski (Beast Morphers) way prettier than Ichika Osaki (Ryuusoulger) and I think she's currently hotter than ...

Adopting Blue Magic's "Pet Dogs"

Taking care of a real dog can be a hassle for many. There's always a scenario of have money but don't have time and the same can be true for real pets. The "solution" seems to be this one -- get a Blue Magic pet where each one will have an adoption tag. Each "pet" will have a specific name with a "Please Adopt Me My Name is _______" tag on them.  Not all the stuffed dogs can get your attention but one particularly got my attention -- it was the cute adorable toy they named Westcott. Westcott has been colored either gray or brown (like the picture above). There's also Mr. Smith who is a bigger version of Westcott -- still available in either brown or gray though that husky toy comes in either Medium, Large or Extra Large.

Taking Mario Kart Too Far

Here's something that's a bit of a stretch. No longer satisfied with just playing it on console -- they decided to do it for real. I find this to be pretty funny!

Satirical News: Namco To Release Tekken 7: Philippine Edition On August 1, 2017

As Tekken 7 will release its console copy on June 2, 2017 it is also announced by Namco Bandai that they will delay release in the Philippines up to August 1, 2017. The reason is because they are going to release it on August 1, 2017 is because it's the Month of Imperial Tagalog. The difference between Tekken 7 and Tekken 7: Philippine Edition will differ in content and storyline. A fully Filipino development team was already working on this game since 2015. Here's the official word of Katsuhiro Harada of Tekken fame: Tekken 7 Philippine Edition will not only include a joke character named B. Sibuyas and Jollibee will be an exclusive character. We will also feature other stuff exclusive and only in the Philippines. We announced we would have a Story Mode. But this time Fated Retribution will include storylines such as Mama Si Papa Napaano, Hacienda Luisita, ABiaS-CBN, GMA-7 and Kipadilawan storylines which will not be found in the original game. The plot of the Philippine ...

It's Funny That Most Of My Favorite Shows Aren't In English...

Back then, I usually took interest in American media over everything else. Although I'm not anti-American but I haven't been interested in it lately. Maybe it's because most American media is stupid? Plus, I can't accept the whole notion that something is better because it's in a language you can understand. No, a show isn't better because of the language. It's better because of the content. Fortunately, there are subtitles but back then, there weren't subtitles. I started to do Internet searches and I started discovering a lot about it that some of the American shows I watched were also based on Japanese shows. I discovered that Power Rangers was an American production based on Toei's property called Super Sentai and that it's a joint production between Toei and Saban (with Saban as its front because it's an American production). I also learned that Lion Voltron, Vehicle Voltron and Saber Rider were based on Toei Animation's Golion, D...

My Pre-Conceived Stupid Imaginations With Kamen Rider EX-AID And Ninja Steel

I just have my preconceived biases every now and then. Please learn to tell them apart from my opinions and the facts okay? So here goes nothing with some stupid imaginations I've had as of recent. I think Kamen Rider EX-AID's going to be better than Zyuohger even before it starts... Even before seeing Kamen Rider EX-AID, I'm already thinking that I may like this show better than Zyuohger. The plot is interesting with a doctor as a Kamen Rider, with somebody who looks after the health of the public and I'm really thinking this might feel more "mature" than Zyuohger's fun series. It's too early for me to say it. I may find the suits cartoony and kiddie but the story's interesting. I'm even thinking that Super Sentai and Power Rangers are going to get kicked lower this time with Kamen Rider EX-AID. About the new Ninja Steel Pink Ranger... This is a very mixed comment from me. Again, since when did I not point out the weaknesses of just ...

She Looks Like Mako, She's Tough As Ranru!

She looks like Mako but she's inwardly Ranru. So what does it mean she's inwardly Ranru? Watching Abaranger reminds me of her. Watching Shinkenger may only remind me of her appearance but it's Abaranger that really reminds me of her. The situation may be like this: men want her but will have to get past through her. Ranru isn't someone you could just try to win over. Ask Yatsudenwani! He tried to get her affections only to end up getting beaten up. There's the expression that she's pretty as a rose but she's twice as deadly as its thorns. I guess having Ranru's personality while having Mako's appearance can contribute to that!

Childhood Revisited: Radish And Carrot!

I guess not so many people will get this one unless they were 90s children. The whole answer is that the names of the Saiyans were based on vegetables. Saiyan is a pun on Yasai or vegetable in Japanese. Goku's original birth name was Kakarot (Carrot) and Raditz is obviously based on Radish. It's no surprise either that Planet Vegeta was once known as Planet Plant, its two warring races were the Saiyans and the Tuffles (truffles). Plus, the king was named Vegeta though why isn't the current Vegeta named Vegeta Jr. instead?

Never Play Runes Kings While At Work... Or You Get This!

Here's a funny commercial starring Liu Yifei who's used for Runes Heroes. The guy learns it the hard way when he deludes about Yifei (and I would also) where he nearly kisses his boss. In gaming, there's always the tendency to confuse reality and imagination while you're playing. While I have nothing against gaming in general but some technological advancement can be so distracting. Enjoy this fun video!

A Fun Vegetable Joke Indeed!

As somebody who likes having some vegetables, I do find this very funny. Credits to whoever made this one. It's pretty funny on how we can make a fun of vegetables. 

A Funny Picture On How Spongebob Redefined Kamen Rider

After watching Kamen Rider from Kuuga up to Drive, I felt that the innovation involved was this: making Kamen Rider more friendly than it was before. If Super Sentai can go and become lighter and softer after Timeranger, why not Kamen Rider? After seven seasons of nightmare fuel then having lighter and softer series is a huge welcome. Den-O and Kiva were more on the balanced side, Decade well I don't want to watch it again and the rest of them present fun that both children and grown ups can enjoy while watching Super Sentai. Whoever made this funny chart must be a genius!

Bran Flakes And Spongebob

Although I've stopped watching most of Spongebob due to how annoying Patrick got after several episodes, but I still can't forget this scene. Hmmm how bad is his eyesight to mistake Spongebob for "Bran Flakes"? XD

My Wild Dream Guests For Power Morphicon

As Power Morphicon approaches, here's a few guests that might make a good guesting have them dress up as certain characters. It might be funny if Takashi Ukaji were asked to dress up as Haim Saban. They do look alike. Yasuko Kobayashi would be a good guest at Power Morphicon considering that she and Judd Lynn tend to have a similar style in writing.

"Mothers And Daughters" Anyone?

Sometimes, I could joke how some people aren't mom and daughter but I'd love to pretend they were mom and daughter. I decided to update this old post. Reiko Chiba and Erina Nakayama If Reiko Chiba gave birth at 20 years old, Erina Nakayama would be her daughter though I'll admit, Erina's prettier than Reiko. While watching Kamen Rider Wizard, I wished Reiko appeared as the mother of the twins Misa and Mayu. Sadly, that didn't happen. But unlike her "mother", Erina herself hasn't been doing Toku and is still very active. Reiko wasn't so active after Zyuranger. She had a guest role in Kakuranger and we didn't see her much. For Erina, well she's gotten better after that and she's way prettier than Reiko in her younger days. Brigitte Lin and Liu Yi Fei The first time I saw Brigitte Lin's photos I really couldn't help but say "Liu Yi Fei, is that you?" Although she's currently a senior citizen now, I can't...

Eye Candy May Overrate A Good Show While It May Fail To Save A Bad Show

After writing my Shinkenger review for JEFusion , I felt like I wanted to write on this rather silly post on eye candy. Well I did write a similar post before but I thought I might write additional thoughts on the matter. I might consider this part of my learning experience. Good show with lots of eye candy There's no doubt that Super Sentai and Power Rangers can create a good show with lots of eye candy to the point it gets overappreciated. For instance, the mighty hit Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (first season) or Gosei Sentai Dairanger are shows where eye candy is really abundant on both sides. For instance, Mighty Morphin' has Jason, Kimberly and later Tommy while Dairanger has Ryou and Rin. Comparison-wise, Kimberly and Rin are really that pretty but they don't make their shows good. Mighty Morphin' was pretty new at its time but I'll admit, I can still enjoy some of its writing and I can understand why some people prefer it over Zyuranger's ...

I Love To Say, "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!"

Knowing my favorite Dragon Ball Z character is Vegeta, I always thought that I have the tendency to say, "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!" From what I heard, it's a translation error, some people tell me that the Japanese really said otherwise but somehow, I still want to keep that old phrase. Besides, I have said that phrase countless times when I'm offended. However do I always mean my, "It's over 9000!" in a negative way? Not really, while I may be an extremely angry person but... it doesn't mean that I say it in a negative way. Besides, I've had some food trips that made me think that the wondrous taste was really OVER 9,000. It's an exaggeration.... =P