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Satirical News: New Data Shows That Trillanes And Aquino Both Ate Bat Soup In Wuhan, China Late 2019

A recent ongoing investigation in Wuhan, China has uncovered new secrets. It was revealed by colleagues of the late Dr. Li Wenliang that both Antonio Trillanes IV and Nobita Aquino were indeed at Wuhan last December 2019. Both of them went to Wuhan for a short one week vacation. What was soon confirmed was that both of them also tasted bat soup in Wuhan as part of their tour. Videos of them eating bat soup were taken before they went home to the Philippines. What was confirmed later was that Nobita did land in the Makati Medical Hospital due to breathing difficulty. Symptoms Nobita suffered were fever, cold, and cough and as closely monitored. However, he was dismissed from the hospital's ICU. It was said he simply got into the ICU for "security reasons". It turns out that he was the first Filipino to catch COVID-19. A week later, Trillanes was also admitted to the Makati Medical Hospital's ICU and was checked into the same room previously occupied by Nobita. Tril...

Satirical News: Jover Laurio Admitted To Patrick Star Hospital After Contracting Trillanes-COVID-19

Filipino scientists and doctors are still left baffled at the COVID-19 or Legacy Virus mutating into several strains. Representative Sarah Elgago was last seen admitted (but released today) due to her contracting Noy-COVID-19 . Recently, Jover Laurio was rushed to the Patrick Star hospital after she developed symptoms such as high fever, coughing, and sneezing. She was not feeling well after she was last seen helping out Buhay Tanga together with Vice President Leni Loud Robredo and Igat Isidro. Leni Loud confirmed that she made a call at the Patrick Star Hospital after Jover got sick. The Patrick Star Hospital was confirmed to have collected Jover's blood sample. A mysterious new disease is labeled as Trillanes-COVID-19. A medical team from Taiwan had studied and realized that a new strain of COVID-19 was developed. It was confirmed by virologists that the COVID-19 is capable of mutating depending on the host. Trillanes' travel records were searched and it was revealed that h...

Satirical News: Neri Colmenares Draws Flak For Saying Nazi Germany Was Pro-Capitalist FDI

Yesterday celebrated the birthday of the late dictator Adolf Hitler. Neri Colmenares, after having lost the 2016 and 2019 elections, opened his mouth yet again. He ended up saying stuff about Adolf Hitler that raised eyebrows. "Adolf Hitler is an example of the evils of capitalism and foreign investment. It was proven by history that Nazi Germany ran into deficits for one good reason. Hitler was pro-capitalist and accepted foreign investment. The reason why he shut down the German Jews and allowed foreign investors to take their place. The result was that Germany's jobs were taken by foreigners. Hitler's pro-FDI policies left Germany in deficit. Post-Nazi Germany decided to close their free markets resulting in the progress. I suggest you study history." said Colmenares on Twitter. The very statement of Colmenares had left people stunned. German economic professors had suddenly attacked his statement on Twitter. It resulted in several German economic professors who ...

SATIRICAL NEWS: Sarah Elgago Contracts Noy-COVID-19, Admitted To Patrick Star Hospital

Representative Sarah Elgago (above) was admitted to the Patrick Star Hospital. She was confirmed to be infected with the Noy-COVID-19. She was last seen taken to the hospital sighing after trying to incite a protest yesterday. The medical team from the Patrick Star Hospital who had rescued Leni Loud Robredo  earlier on now had taken Elgago to the same hospital. Previously, Elgago was given a check-up. Now, she is currently under observation due to the Noy-COVID-19 infection. The new Coronavirus strain known as Noy-COVID-19 was discovered. It was confirmed that  Nobita "Noynoy" Aquino was moved to an ICU at the Makati Medical Hospital  on early December 2019. However, the reasons behind it were not yet confirmed until later. It was discovered on Noynoy's recent travel history that he had traveled to Wuhan, China, for a short time. No records of Noynoy eating "exotic meat" in Wuhuan were found either. Noynoy was taken to the Makati Medical Hospital for observat...

The Asian-American Hate Crimes Suddenly Remind Me Of The 90s X-Men Cartoon By Haim Saban

It's really no secret that I'm dubbing the COVID-19 as the Legacy Virus in X-Men. I even want to imagine that Stryfe in Marvel Comics had a canister prepared with the SARS virus. Now, with the recent irony that's holding on in the U.S. against Asian-Americans - I'm just reminded of why I used to be a Marvel fan before the woke factor destroyed a lot, I mean a LOT, of my favorite characters and plotlines with retcons that just don't work. That includes Marvel's sudden tantrum and doesn't make sense retcon of Quicksilver's and Scarlet Witch's parentage to Magneto - something that kept the story more interesting than the sudden turn of events that are just unexplained. There was also Haim Saban who was involved with the Marvel Animated Universe bringing in the award-winning X-Men cartoon of the 90s. I dislike Power Rangers while still liking Saban's Marvel-based cartoons at the same time.  The X-Men cartoon of the 90s did copy a plot from the co...

Shaina Magdayao Pictures For April 13, 2020

She's looking really stunning here. Too bad most of the shows she's in just suck. 

Emma Roberts Pictures For April 12, 2020

Gotta admit, I still wished she were Belle in the 2017 remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast...