Sean Akizuki's Personal Blog

Well here's proof of how irresponsible Pinoy pridists are.  After some dispute on President Nobita, on Tito Stupid's libel clause in the cybercrime law and making whatever, or even Loko Atienza's proposal to ban foreign telenovelas RATHER than regulate it- the Philippines will have a lot of weird laws unless this is even regulated.  Really get real Pinoys!  Take note that Bobo Muna Representative Toady Casino was also part of this whole nonsense bill! So here's what's going on and probably proposals that the Tongress are arguing like toddlers over: New national hero- Will it be Plor Kontemplasyon, Rolando Murderza, Elizabeth Bitayin, Sally Ordinaro-Violationa, Ramon Non-Credo or any other "hero" of Pinoy pride?  At this point, Migraine International even has a fight within itself to which guilty OFW should be the next national hero. New national beer- Will it be Red Horse, Beer na Beer or San Miguel Beer? New national food- Will it be adobo, lechon,...

Cake Boss who had last time sympathized with Filipinos who are potential victims for what he calls the "onion skinned politicians protection law" has just fired some Pinoy employees, suddenly Pinoys erupt.  The Pinoy pridist groups called Migraine International, Bobo Muna, Akbobo and the New Pinoy Army all started to rally in the Philippines as "Justice for fired Pinoys!"  It was a pretty long day and Cake Boss had to be escorted by a legion of bodyguards. "I have hired Filipinos in the U.S. because they needed the job but sad to say most of them were Pinoys, not Filipinos. Now only if the Philippines would have gotten rid of that stupid 60/40 policy then I would have opened there.  I had fired some Pinoys who were actually caught stealing money not only from me but also from my fellow directors. Some were also caught smoking and drinking in the office, doing rude gestures.  Pinoys can't follow guidelines.  Pinoys are lowly Filipinos.  True Filipinos hel...

Cake Boss known for his organization called "Cake Boss Brands" reacts to the Cybercrime "Law" which he calls as the "Onion Skinned Politicians Protection Law" and to why he is afraid of investing in the Philippines.  The Israeli businessman who is Toei's partner, the guy behind Power Rangers with Toei's permission, the guy that made Toei hit the world market now speaks against the Cybercrime Law and renames it as the "Onion Skinned Politicians Protection law". "Really I cannot believe how onion-skinned Filipino politicians are and so are most Filipinos.  I am sad to say that while I do have good Filipino employees, I have fired a lot of Filipino employees who are now called Pinoy.  May I state the facts that I sympathize with Filipinos who are now victims of the onion skinned politicians protection law which is under the guise of the cybercrime law.  I can go for laws against hacks and spams... but still the cybercrime law doesn...

So the Pinoy pridists definitely went head to head against the Philippine government.  Unfortunately for them, the Philippines is for Filipinos, not lowly Filipinos who are called Failipinos.  So what did they do?  So they gathered everyone who they thought was "pure Pinoy" like dark brown skin and other "Pinoy features" and found some uncharted island just below Mindanao.  After some months of travel thanks to them just using bankga, they found their place.  So it began, the nation called the Pinoypines.  They demanded for sovereignty and the government not wanting to deal with them, gave it to them.  So here the members like Bayan Muna and whatever decided to make the nation and called it the Pinoypines because they wanted to be proud of their being Pinoy.  In short, it was a challenge to the government.  They say, "Well this is Pinoy pride nation and we'll show you how we succeed!"  So in no time, this was created as their nation. ...

Hello everyone and welcome to the worst country to go to called the Pinoypines!  These were Filipinos by blood who gathered together, hating any progress that could have saved the Philippines so they illegally built a nation somewhere calling it the Pinoypines.  To spare the government from butthurt, the government granted them sovereignty anyway and they built it below the Philippines in some forgotten island that the government failed to chart in the map.  Now here's what to expect from the Pinoypines: Well there's no land, only nipa huts built on water for most of its territory.  If there's any land, don't dream about it.  People in the Pinoypines are very dirty, disrespectful and you can look at how they live.  They don't have indoor plumbing, they never wash their hands, they eat dirty food and UGH I AM ABOUT TO PUKE!  That is their country.  And yup, these guys are the Pinoys, not to be confused with Filipinos. Well I was wrong.  ...

Below is my interpretation of how Spike will write a review of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger: Well this is Spike Skullovitch and I would say I am so angry with Mr. Krabs' return.  Yeah, I thought it'd be great but sigh, me and Uncle Bulk were sent into the craziest series- we had little or no use.  So what we did was we decided to go to Japan to meet the Shinkengers.  My father Skull and I have had some issues why we resigned.  To be honest I'm underpaid and now for my review on Samurai Sentai Shinkenger... it's a problem though that my friends still have so many misconceptions about Super Sentai as either they call it "the original Power Rangers" or "Power Rangers came first"... dang it they NEED to read the freaking credits that credit Power Rangers from its source Super Sentai and plus, Power Rangers can't be fake because Toei gave Mr. Krabs legitimate permission but I freaking hate Mr. Krabs now for not treating Power Rangers with respect like...

Here's the history of Mr. Eugene Krabs and Power Rangers.  Mr. Krabs is the owner of Krabs Entertainment... a network that has been adapting Japanese shows for American audiences that can't make it into the U.S. due to the sissy ass TV-Y7-FV ratings system.  Like him or not, love him or hate him- Mr. Krabs has a history with Toei Ltd. and children's broadcasting.  He's also notoriously known into slipping into outrage every time Toei asks for the royalties he has to pay for every episode of Tokusatsu he adapts and usually messes up because he's cheap.  In the end, Toei gets the money from him anyway. So he adapted Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger for the first season of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers which had sadly ended up becoming Mighty Moronic Flower Rangers when it overextended thanks to how cheap he can really get.  Not willing to lose his cash flow due to royalties he had to pay from Toei, so what he did was really not giving much credit to the writers of Toei...

I had my thoughts while reading through Orends Range on Megaforce.  Okay I'm not here to bash Power Rangers but it seems to be that Mr. Krabs is running the show.  Why?  Saban Brands apparently isn't paying much in their bid to request Power Rangers seniors to appear.  I mean if they want to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Power Rangers DO IT WITH A BANG.  Kind of made me think that while Patrick Star wrote two horrible movies for Toei (namely the Super Hero Taisen movies, second movie is MUCH worse than the first), now Mr. Krabs is actually the one budgeting Saban Brands?  Hmmm... and in fact really Megaforce suffers from Mega Cheapness.  So really, while I won't write hate fics against Power Rangers but really, a real deal like that getting marred up by cheapness is really Mega Bad.

Spongebob protests against the idea of Kamen Rider Fourze to be adapted as Power Rider Apollo.  So here's what- Toei decided not to let Saban get the rights because Spongebob is a Kamen Rider fan! Spongebob like Fourze Spongebob likes W. So yeah, pretty much Spongebob always enjoys a good episode of Kamen Rider and Super Sentai.  Sadly Patrick Star's writing one bad piece of work after the other at Toei.  On the other hand, Saban may be praising Patrick Star for a "job well done" and has agreed to pay a much higher royalty to adapt Patrick Star's works.

After the disaster that is Super Hero Taisen, fans are panicking on whether or not Patrick Star will write another disasterpiece and we see some reactions are hitting... Tokusatsu heroes everywhere are now planning to go on strike, the Power Rangers Megaforce may call all the Power Rangers as well to go on strike as well to get rid of Patrick Star.  Super Sentai, Power Rangers, Kamen Rider and Metal Heroes unite with one aim- get rid of writer Patrick Star!  It's also been confirmed that Spongebob Squarepants was the producer of Kamen Rider Ryuki, Kamen Rider Den-O and Gobusters.

There aren't too many TV shows that dare to tackle the topic of The Mother-In-Law.  So, here are a few suggestions for new story lines for some of the current hit TV shows. 1.  Oprah:  Dr. Phil discusses the phenomenon of "Reverse Claustrophobia" (the uncontrollable desire to lock yourself in a room or closet when your MIL visits.) 2.  House of Fashion:  Today's topic - This Old Bag 3.  Daughters-in-law and Order - Special Victims Unit:  Investigators probe horrid offenses committed by MILs that have left the victims devastated, and destroyed lives. 4.  Survivor:  Stay at home and vote to keep the MILs on the island forever. 5.  Home Shopping Club:  DIL SURVIVAL KIT - Items for sale include a new lock and key for your front door, duct tape, caller ID boxes, and ear plugs. 6.  MIL Family Feud:  Most of us have been playing this game since we got engaged.  Whenever you say something, your MIL tries to top ...

So why did Crash, Megaman and Resident Evil crash?  So here's the greatest mysteries solved... First stop, Capcom's new CEO is none other than Sigma.  After eight times he was blasted by Megaman off the scale, he now forcibly took over Capcom and declared that Megaman franchise be killed forever.  Sigma is glad to see Megaman abandoned in the streets.  How Sigma returned is a mystery but one thing is for sure, he rules Capcom now.  Now he seeks to put General Vega on the higher ups as well so the new Street Fighter games will suck eggs. Albert Wesker was made as the right hand man of Sigma in charge of making Resident Evil games sucky for its latest releases.  He wants revenge on STARS for making him lose a lot.  With sucky Resident Evil games, people now sympathize with Umbrella. Now for Activision, who rules it now? It's confirmed that Uka Uka and Cortex are trying to get the sympathy of gamers everywhere by making Crash from Mr. Lovable G...

While Mr. Richard Brown the writer of Power Rangers Samurai was fired by Saban Brands (while Toei is really forcing Saban Brands to rehire Mr. Brown or they'll stop him from producing any more Power Rangers and revoke the license fully somewhere!), Super Hero Taisen Z was confirmed that will still have producer Spongebob Squarepants and writer Patrick Star to write Super Hero Taisen Z which could be an even greater disaster than Patrick Star's first disasterpiece "Super Hero Taisen". Will the next Super Hero Taisen movie be as bad as the first one?  The heroes are in panic watching at what could happen next!  Patrick Star is announced that he will write more Tokusatsu in the future which sets more fans in panic.

Mr. Richard Brown who went to Japan to meet the Samurai Sentai Shinkenger team was now officially fired by Saban Brands for writing such a horrible season.  Mr. Brown's termination by Saban Brands was actually what was called, "A good decision because of all the horrid things Mr. Brown did while writing Power Rangers Samurai."  How did he screw it up?  Haim Saban regrets hiring him for these reasons: Mr. Brown introduced the rather stupid Mega Mode which fortunately didn't make itself into Megaforce.  It's just super duper lame attempt to sell toys. The Power Rangers Samurai all filed complains about how stupid the Mega Mode was.  Also, they thought that Mr. Brown was just using them to reenact Samurai Sentai Shinkenger while adding the worst nuisance ever. Or nobody can forget the uselessness of these two.  Bulk and Spike ruined the mood further.  Recently the two packed their bags to work for Dino Curry to which Spike is currently is the vi...

Disclaimer: This is ALL a tall tale okay?  Then again no moron is that stupid to believe this!  Do expect some more tall tales that are too preposterous from me! =) Well I just had my encounter with the Power Rangers Megaforce.  They are namely from left bottom up to the right bottom- Gia Moran the Yellow Megaforce Ranger, Troy Burrows the Red Megaforce Ranger, Emma Goodall the Pink Megaforce Ranger, Noah Carver the Blue Megaforce Ranger and Jake Holling the Black Megaforce Ranger.  So I guess I'll give a summary rather than a word for word encounter.  Meanwhile, I'm going out to visit the Abarangers and Dino Thunder! So here's a little bit... I asked them on what their opinion on Yatsudenwani promoting Spike as vice president was.  In that table conversation, I'll admit I had was pretty fun.  But of course, I was really caught red-handed... With what?  Well I was caught red handed attempting to flirt with Gia so I had to wear this stupid ...