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Satirical News: MK11 Filipino Players Are Bound To Get #OtsoDiretso Kombat DLC Pack

Mortal Kombat 11 itself has become a huge hit. Ed Boon now decides to release a new Kombat Pack for Filipinos which will feature #OtsoDiretso as DLC opponents and customizable items. Now, a new update is on that not only will #OtsoDiretso be free DLC but they will also be able to customize the look of certan opponents. New revelations have shown that there will be the following: Baraka and Geras will be customizable to look like either Flower Hillbilly or Gary Alejano. D'Vorah will not only be customizable to look like Stinky Soliman but also Samira Gutoc-Tomawis. Kollector will be customizable not only to look like Butcher Abad but also Chel Jokno. Skarlet will be customizable to look like Samira Gutoc-Tomawis. Atty. Romulo Macalinlang will be used as Shang Tsung's alternate costume.  Bum Aquino, Erin Tanada and Marbobo Roxas are still unknown to how they will be dealt with. Chances are they will remain as non-playable DLC. Stay tuned for further developments!

Jacqueline Scislowski's Mini Photoshoot?

Here's some pictures from her public Instagram account. You gotta admit that these look simple yet so beautiful!

Why I Still Tend To Dislike The Stoichiometry Part Of Chemistry

Chemistry can be fun on learning the facts and figures, some computations can be fun but there's one specific part I really end up disliking -- it's stoichiometry! These days, I do still take an interest in self-studying basic chemistry but I just hate getting referred over or at least I dislike stoichiometry. My reason is that it has to do with this idea -- one wrong move and you are bound to go sky high! Hmmm, I guess it's only fair enough chemists who screw up should get their licenses revoked! Why I still don't like stoichiometry? Well, useful as it is (because it what manufactures a lot of stuff I enjoy using) but there's always the thought of a nuclear reaction or the laboratory blowing up. The wrong move itself makes me imagine the whole school is on fire. Recently, I try to watch the videos with basic stoichiometry and I'm just thinking, "Man one wrong move then BOOM!" It was interesting to know how chemicals can react but it's also fri...

Gracie Dzienny Pictures By Remy Tortosa For April 17, 2019

Looking superbly beautiful here isn't she? They look like classic Pamela Anderson pictures in the 70s to 80s!

Rhian Ramos Howell Picture For April 17, 2019

Wow is it me or is she getting prettier? 

Some Filipinos Tend To Call Tapioca Balls As "Sago" But They're Not The Same Thing

Picture courtesy of Spruce Eats Ever realized how it's typical in the Philippines for Filipinos to say, "It's so hot -- let's grab some sago from Zagu!" to one's peers? Well it's sort of like using Kodak or Xerox as verbs like "Magpakodak ka muna!" or "Get a Kodak first!" or "Let's Xerox it!" Xerox is a brand of photocopying -- the correct word is to photocopy. The same happens with sago which is not what Zagu serves. Rather, Zagu serves tapioca balls and not sago. Sure, sago has been a favorite of Filipinos such as sago't gulaman but it should never be confused with the obviously different tapioca ball. Filipinos may have found some ways of using tapioca balls but why call it sago? They could just call it as tapioca balls which they may want some of it to put in the delicious Filipino dessert called benignit if they please. They may want to make their own Pinoy bubble tea (and I suggest doing it with salabat) an...

Satirical News: Ed Boon Reveals MK11's Latest Pre-Order Bonus For Filipinos

Ed Boon reveals that his feud with Nobita Aquino is far from over. After the longtime reveal that Shao Kahn will be a pre-order bonus -- he has revealed that Filipino players will get few new additional bonuses. One of them will include Nobita as a free DLC that will be readily available for Filipinos who have pre-ordered. "You can play as Shao Kahn and you can have the opportunity to download Nobita Aquino as a DLC opponent. Although you can't play as him because he will be a wimpy character but you can definitely enjoy beating him up in any mode possible. But there will be more DLC opponents that you can fight but can't play as when MK11 gets released!" said Boon in the latest interview. What was revealed in a leak was that Noynoy can also be used as alternate costume for selected characters. Other leaks that Boon reveals is that Baraka can be customized to look like Gary Alejano or Flower Hillbilly, D'Vorah to look like Stinky Soliman, the Kollector to have B...

Satirical News: Toei Ltd. Announces New Failed Hero Series Nihonjin No Heishi

The recent event of Gary Alejano claiming to fight for the West Philippine Sea caught their attention. After Squatterman ended with a rating that exceeded both Lupinranger vs. Patranger and Kamen Rider Build (in spite of it being planned to be only a mini-series) -- they decided to create a new failed hero known as Nihonjin No Heishi. Nihonjin No Heishi means "Soldier of the Japanese". The newest character known as Gouki Arujano would be acted by Metal Yoshida and his wife Hiromi Iwasaki will play as Minerva Chosakabe-Arujano. Minerva is a member of the Chosakabe Hacienda located in Chiba Prefecture. Gouki is a Japanese soldier turned member of the Japanese Diet who got expelled for attempting to overthrow former Prime Minister turned House Speaker Gloria Amano. He managed to escape jail when he got powered up by a magician (and deposed electoral lawyer) Rokuro Matsushita (who will be acted by Akira Hamada) granted him the sacred Tokugawa Power Stone which he uses to beco...

Damn... Ichika Osaki Is Reminding Me Of My Five Years Older Than Me Crush!

It really has me thinking how Ichika Osaki reminds me of the time I was secretly in love with a lady five years older than I am. I was 11 and she was 16 when it happened but we never talked nor had a conversation. I wasn't really into older women though I admired her from a distance. She was kind of cute but not really super pretty. Then I entered high school and she was in college -- hoping it'd work out but there were other girls that soon came so I abandoned said pursuit. The year was over and I somewhat moved on while I was secretly heartbroken. Then it happened -- I was still yearning for her but not as badly as it should. I thought I'd forget about her but it's stupid how Ichika looks like that girl! It's not her fault she was born with that face though. But just thinking about it -- I'm indirectly singing this song again...