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Satirical News: Justice Secretary Menardo Gueverra Launches Manhunt Against Narco Alcos

After the magical escape of Narco Alcos from the PNP Custodial Center at Dasmarinas, Cavite, the newly installed Justice Secretary Menardo Guevarra has decided to help launch a new manhunt against Alcos. It was last seen that Alcos had disappeared in a puff of smoke. Outgoing PNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa had found that magical energies were found in the very cell where Alcos disappeared from. "This is going to be a magical battle. How Alcos was able to escape from jail in a puff of smoke is unlike anything. Atty. Romulo Macalinlang has defeated every magician in the world. All of them are just using sleight of hand magic tricks such as the Masked Magician. For Macalinlang, it was the perfect escape act that allowed Alcos to escape his prison cell." said Justice Secretary Gueverra. The new defense measure is that the Justice Secretary requested the assistance of magical experts from India, China and Japan to help the Philippine National Police hunt down the escaped convi...

Satirical News: Narco Alcos Escapes Jail In Dasmarinas, Cavite Thanks To Magic Man Atty. Romulo Macalinlang

Narco Alcos who was supposedly arrested in Dasmarinas, Cavite later escaped from the PNP Custodial Center though the most unconventional means. He magically managed to get Wi-Fi and a smartphone while he was in jail. The police could not even confiscate the smartphone prior to his escape. Magical energies were found to be transmitted by a magician who was a friend of the Dilawans. Every time the police tried to confiscate the smartphone and detect the WiFi source -- both magically disappeared. It was discovered that he was given magical Wi-Fi and managed to get a cellphone whenever he needed thanks to Mac the Magician. Mac the Magician is known as Atty. Romulo Macalinlang. He serves as Leni Loud Robredo's lawyer in the electoral protest. It turned out that not only did he provide Alcos some Wi-Fi but also helped the latter escape a few days after he was trolling from jail.  What was seen by the PNP was a magical feat. Alcos later disappeared from his assigned prison cell thr...

Satirical News: Toei Ltd. Announces 4th Upcoming Failed Hero Series Called "Tokosou Bakacop"

After the success of the first three Failed Hero entries -- a new 4th entry is coming out. This time, the story will be a Robocop parody called "Bakacop" literally meaning "Idiot Cop". Baka is also synonymous with bobo in Tagalog -- which resulted to the upcoming failed hero series. The story would be a spoof of Robocop. Toei was always known to have a soft spot for Robocop -- whether it would be Jiban, Janperson or the creation of Signalman for Carranger. The main hero will be played by Tomite Naruse -- who once played as Raita Ooshi in Jetman. In this scenario, he was appointed to be the incompetent head of the Japanese Police force. One day, he gets injured in action as a result of his incompetence. He was last seen chasing after some simple bank robbers and he ended up getting seriously injured. Scientists in Japan use their latest technology to revive police officer Alan Pyua into the cyborg "superhero" known as Bakacop. Bakacop will featu...

Gracie Dzienny Picture For April 8, 2018

She's looking pretty gorgeous in here -- classic beauty style!

Satirical News: Former President Nobita Aquino Blames Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo For Boracay's Deterioration

As news of President Duterte's decision to temporarily close Boracay Island for six months (and possibly longer) starting April 26 was announced a few days ago - Nobita Aquino decided to resurface in the public scenario. As an article from Manila Times written by Rigoberto Tiglao supposedly pin-pointed him, he simply declined. "It's not my fault that Boracay is now a cesspool. If you should blame anyone - you know who to blame. It's Gloria! She allowed so much of a mess in Boracay it was impossible to clean up. She even had secret agents who were in charge of Boracay who allowed many illegal activities. It's her fault." said former president Nobita in his latest statement on Twitter. He was followed by his supporters such as Jim Paredes, Cynthia Patay, Igat Isidro, Leah Navarro and Francis Bayaran IV who re-Tweeted his statement. This was in hopes that this will build awareness to how it was not Nobita's fault that Boracay deteriorated. This only ...

Classic Amy Jo Johnson Picture For March 3, 2018

I have to admit she's looking really gorgeous here. She was looking way better after she got out of MMPR -- a show that wasn't bringing her anywhere!

Satirical News: Jover Laurio Roasted At BBC HardTalk, Plans To Sue Stephen Sackur At ICC

The long awaited interview between Stephen Sackur and Jover Laurio finally took place on April 1, 2018. Laurio herself was soon featured on BBC HardTalk where she unfortunately failed to answer a lot of questions that Sackur had raised on her. Sackur started raising some questions behind the Pinoy Ako Blog and started asking her, "You claim to fight against fake news, yet why is it that your blog is full of unverified information. How can you fight fake news while spreading it at the same time?" The question got her defensive to the max where she said only idiots call her blog a source of fake news. The whole interview itself went from bad to worse. Laurio even started throwing tantrums when Sackur asked, "You want to sue RJ Nieto for unmasking you, yet you forcibly unmasked him. Why is it that you want to sue someone like Franco Mabanta for saying you are ugly. Isn't this already a misuse and abuse of your free speech? Many elected President Duterte and love h...