Satirical News: Justice Secretary Menardo Gueverra Launches Manhunt Against Narco Alcos

After the magical escape of Narco Alcos from the PNP Custodial Center at Dasmarinas, Cavite, the newly installed Justice Secretary Menardo Guevarra has decided to help launch a new manhunt against Alcos. It was last seen that Alcos had disappeared in a puff of smoke. Outgoing PNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa had found that magical energies were found in the very cell where Alcos disappeared from.

"This is going to be a magical battle. How Alcos was able to escape from jail in a puff of smoke is unlike anything. Atty. Romulo Macalinlang has defeated every magician in the world. All of them are just using sleight of hand magic tricks such as the Masked Magician. For Macalinlang, it was the perfect escape act that allowed Alcos to escape his prison cell." said Justice Secretary Gueverra.

The new defense measure is that the Justice Secretary requested the assistance of magical experts from India, China and Japan to help the Philippine National Police hunt down the escaped convict. Alcos was last seen sending anti-Duterte propaganda and passing out shabu to youngsters in certain areas yet he keeps disappearing in a puff of smoke. The challenge is finding Alcos would not be easy considering he has magically disappeared with the aid of Atty. Macalinlang.

Stay tuned for further developments!

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