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Gracie Dzienny Picture For December 29, 2017

She's really looking naturally pretty here this winter. 

Satirical News: Light A Firecracker Against Duterte Movement Failed Due To Defective Firecrackers

What would have been the most glorious event in history turned into an event of monumental failure. The "Light a Firecracker Against Duterte" movement failed for this reason - the firecrackers that arrived for the attendees to use were proven defective. The first move was Cynthia Patay's attempt to blow up Yellow Cab in EDSA. They soon found out that the firecrackers were defective at that point. Others tried to use more firecrackers only to realize that all of them were defective. Leah Navarro's attempt to blow up stores that sold Lea Salonga-Chien's records instead of hers also ended in failure due to defective firecrackers. Worse, one could see Kris Aquino, Agot Isidro and Korina Sanchez-Roxas crying like toddlers when they discovered all the firecrackers were defective. It turned out to be that Atty. Persida V. Rueda-Acosta, PNP Chief Roland "Bato" Dela Rosa and Justice Secretary Aguirre set things beforehand. The precaution was to wet all t...

Satirical News: Jim Paredes Says President Duterte Will Fall By December 31, 2017

Former APO Hiking Society member Jim Paredes who organized the " Light a Firecracker Against Duterte " movement is now confident that he will win. He was last seen with Congressman Gary Alejano and Senator Antonio Trollanes as they prepare to finally overthrow President Duterte with firecrackers. "I am confident that this Light a Firecracker movement will succeed where Light a Fire Movement failed. This will be the end of the tyrannical Duterte Regime. We will restore democracy through this Light a Firecracker Movement. We will not obey the permits and we will not limit to EDSA  but we will conquer everything with firecrackers. We already have proof from the International Criminal Court and Agnes Callamard that President Duterte is a killer!" said Paredes as he was interviewed by Pia Ranada-Robles. Members of the upcoming Light a Firecracker Movement have shown up. One could see Kris Aquino, Leah Navarro, Korina Sanchez-Roxas, Agot Isidro and Cynthia Patay...

Satirical News: President Duterte Prepares EDSA As #TindigPilipinas Only Firecracker Area

President Rodrigo R. Duterte prepared a new Christmas gift which the Dilawans can take advantage of. This new decision happened after hearing Jim Paredes' threat to light a firecracker against him  and Leah Navarro's complaint about not having firecrackers. "If they want to have firecrackers then fine. I only banned firecrackers in residences but not in public designated areas. I give EDSA as a #TindigPilipinas only exclusive area where they can play with firecrackers all they want without police supervision. They can have all their freedom there and I will tie the area around with a yellow ribbon to specify their designation. That's where they can enjoy having firecrackers without police supervision and my repressive policy." said President Duterte during his Christmas morning interview. The new decision was respected and President Duterte sent men to tie EDSA Avenue with yellow ribbons. He called it a #TindigPilipinas exclusive area where they can play wit...

Satirical News: Leah Navarro Complains That Christmas And New Year Is Not Complete Without Firecrackers

Leah Navarro finally spoke about how the firecracker control policy has destroyed Philippine democracy. She recently posted on social media where she said, "It's an upsetting thing how the firecracker ban was implemented. During Noynoy's time, we could celebrate with firecrackers. Now we've lost that freedom. Filipinos can never celebrate both Christmas and New Year without firecrackers. Worse, it has to be supervised by the police in designated areas. Where's all the fun if you can't have firecrackers in your house?" The post by Navarro met an ire among Filipinos who have had enough of firecracker injuries. Many have cited how the firecracker can has allowed people to celebrate Christmas and New Year better. Among the many tweets raised up against her are the issues on firecracker-related injuries, people who want to get a good rest on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, houses burning down, how people can't concentrate on whatever tasks they ar...

Satirical News: Agnes Callamard Says There Is No Proof Firecrackers Are A Health Hazard

Agnes Callamard is no stranger to controversy such as when she said that there is no evidence shabu leads to violent behavior. After she decided to help Maria Isabel Lopez get her license back  she now decides to help Marbobo Roxas and Jim Paredes . This time, she said that there is no proof that firecrackers are a health hazard. "It's clear that President Duterte is a tyrant. Whether it's his war on shabu which has no harm on the brain, now I want to present clear proof that firecrackers aren't a health hazard. No, Filipinos should be allowed to celebrate with firecrackers. The smog in India that happened during Diwali wasn't even a health hazard. President Duterte should drop his firecracker control policy or face charges at the International Criminal Court." said Callamard in an interview at Crappler with Maria Ressa. Unfortunately for Callamard, more Filipinos who are fed up with firecracker injuries decided to attack her widely on social media. He...

Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Encourages Filipinos To Defy President Duterte's Firecracker Control Policy

As Christmas Eve approaches, Marbobo Roxas makes headlines as he encourages Filipinos to defy President Rodrigo R. Duterte's firecracker control policy. He said, "It's really discouraging how I have not only been cheated out of my presidency but also, President Duterte is killing democracy by the firecracker control policy. I'm calling Filipinos to fight for their freedom by defying the law. This is a call to light firecrackers on our residence this Christmas and New Year." He was last seen meeting with Jim Paredes. It was reported that Paredes earlier launched a movement called " Light a Firecracker Against Duterte " in a bid to restore democracy. Paredes mentioned, "Would have Mar been president, this firecracker ban would have not existed. We will fight for our rights to celebrate Paskong Pinoy and Pinoy Bagong Taon. Banning firecrackers from our residences is a human rights violation. You must join Mar or lose your freedom to celebrate with f...

Olivia Jordan Picture For December 20, 2017

December is coming to a close so here's her picture to help celebrate the near year end with... =P

Gracie Dzienny Picture For December 18, 2017

She's really a "clone" of Pamela Anderson huh? 

Tacos For Christmas With Gracie Dzienny

These pictures were somewhat edited by her to make it look old school... hee hee. It's a good thing we've got digital technology to give us a variety of old school looks WITHOUT compromising the overall quality.

Satirical News: Jim Paredes Vows To Launch "Light A Firecracker Against Duterte Movement"

As the holidays are approaching, epal man Old Man Jim or Jim Paredes makes headlines again. He was recently interviewed by ABiaS-CBN reporter Korina Sanchez-Roxas where he mentioned he is going to launch the "Light a Firecracker Against Duterte" movement. "This is an insult to democracy and Filipino tradition. What is Paskong Pinoy and Pinoy Bagong Taon with the firecrackers in your residence? If that is the case, I will invite Filipinos who want to get rid of the firecracker ban to join me. We will light firecrackers against President Duterte. This will be an act of heroism where we will throw firecrackers at the Malacanang and all places that support him in order to force him to resign. I will invite everyone to attend this noble cause to save democracy before New Year." said Paredes in an interview with Korina. Some people who are endorsing the "Light a Firecracker Against Duterte Movement" are as follows. Those who were identified are Alexander Ka...

Americanized Versions Of Japanese Shows Are Too Soft

While I'm open to having Japanese shows localized here and there because the Japanese companies want to hit the international market but... I couldn't still express my disgust at the Americanized version more often than not.  Here's a clip of Golion vs. Lion Voltron. Okay, Golion may have not been popular in Japan and Lion Voltron got popular in American but I can't help but facedesk at this scene. It's an obvious planetary destruction. How can everyone be evacuated already when it's an obvious war? War has casualties! Editing all the bloody scenes can be done, I don't care if they localized it but the problem is it defies logic too much. They could have kept the death in the plot even if the deaths aren't shown on-screen. Or who could forget how Shirogane and Sven both had their fates in Golion vs. Voltron. It's obvious Sven was too injured. Hagar inflicted a mortal blow. In Golion, Honerva did such a damaging attack. If he was just out...

My Stupid Reasons For Wanting To Watch Mulan 2018?

I guess this is where my superficial mind strikes again doesn't it? I remembered having two really dumb reasons to skip two films based on my childhood  this year. The reasons can be summed up as because Kimberly and Belle are nowhere near as hot as their original counterparts. Now, it's time to think of one SUPER DUMB REASON for me to watch the Mulan remake. I know, I've been throwing dirty fingers at Disney for ruining my childhood but I'm having a dumb reason to try and watch it is because Mulan will be way hotter than the original version. I gave a thought on how I really didn't find Emma Watson to have that charm. Maybe I can't stand how her version of Belle doesn't fit my type or what? I ended up rewatching the 1991 version of the film for quite the dumb reason that the animated Belle is way hotter than the live version. For any valid reason, I still feel the original animated version has way more charm than what Emma has to offer. It's too ...

Satirical News: Agnes Callamard To Aid Maria Isabel Lopez In Suing The Land Transportation Office At The International Criminal Court

After the controversial moment where Maria Isabel Lopez's license was confiscated by the Land Transportation Office , Agnes Callamard makes headlines yet again. This time, she announces that she and Maria Isabel Lopez will go to the International Criminal Court to sue the LTO for confiscating her license. "As I said earlier, the confiscation of Maria Isabel's license is an act of violation of democracy. What she did was not a dangerous act. She was fighting for the freedom of the Filipino people from President Duterte when she moved those cones used to divide the lane for ASEAN delegates and the civilians. She had every right to brag of how much of a freedom lover she is. Unless the LTO will give her license back - me and her will go to the International Criminal Court to sue the people in charge." said Callamard in another interview at CNN Philippines. Maria Isabel's daughter Mara Lopez Yokohama thanked Callamard for her assistance. Mara said that she will b...

Satirical News: GMA-7 Plans To Air Kyuranger This 2018 With Selected Zaido Cast Members Dubbing It

As if planning to air Kamen Rider Drive with the cast of Tsuperhero wasn't enough, GMA-7 decided that they too will air Kyuranger this 2018 a month or two after the show is done. Right now, GMA-7 has decided to secure the rights. So far, the plans are now revealed with who will dub who. The following are now considered to voice the following Kyuranger characters: Dennis Trillo as Lucky Aljur Abrenica as Spada Raymart Santiago as Stinger Dion Ignacio as Garo Paolo Ballesteros as Naga Spanky Manikan as Balance Lovi Poe as Hammy Kris Bernal as Raptor Paolo Avelino as Champ Ian De Leon as Shou Ronpou Tirso Cruz III as Don Armage As Kyuranger is coming to an end, Jessica Soho mentions that GMA-7 will grab the opportunity to air the series on a summer break. She says, "Well it's time for Japan and the Philippines to get closer. What better way will it be but to air this year's Super Sentai next year a month or two after it ends. We will also plan to invi...

Remembering The Frustration That's MS-DOS

I remembered the days of the MS-DOS era. Yes, there was the joy of the MS-DOS gaming era but the MS-DOS was something that its creators would eventually get rid of. Just like game cartridges, Betamax and VHS it was going to be the end of the MS-DOS era soon enough. I remembered how the MS-DOS era was pretty much a hassle. There's the frustration of typing commands and changing directories. You had to type WIN at MS-DOS to start the Windows application. Later, Windows when it's installed will start automatically. What was also good was that the end of the MS-DOS era meant this - installing new software was easier as you weren't limited to just the keyboard. Ironic how some MS-DOS games required you to use a mouse, right? For the end of MS-DOS it's something to think how Microsoft ended it and why it had to end. Bill Gates knew it was time to end something. He couldn't rely on past successes as the chairman of the board of Microsoft. I'm glad the MS-DOS ...

Amy Jo Johnson Picture For November 5, 2017

Yup she's aged pretty well but Power Rangers hasn't aged well. I still think leaving MMPR was really good for her career since it held her back way too many times. 

Satirical News: Agnes Callamard Says That The Failed Dengue Vaccine Is Not Fatal

UN Shabuteur Agnes Callamard makes headlines yet again as she butts in concerning former Department of Health Secretary, Dr. Janette Garin's investigation for the Dengvaxia fiasco. After saying that there is no evidence that shabu kills she now says that there is no evidence that the failed dengue vaccine is not fatal. "I was called by Chito Gascon during the time when  Maria Isabel Lopez's license was unjustly confiscated by the Land Transportation Office . Now it's time for me to show empirical data from the World Health Organization that the failed dengue vaccine is not fatal. I will now show my studies that show that shabu doesn't lead to acts of violence, that Maria Isabel Lopez's violation won't harm anyone and that traffic isn't fatal and now I'll prove that the failed dengue vaccine isn't fatal. Even so, I am working on a study to prove dengue doesn't kill anyone." said Callamard in an interview with CNN Philippines. The st...

Gracie Dzienny Pictures For December 2, 2017

A blast from the past? Not really. It's Gracie Dzienny! She's got that wonderful smile. You can't deny how naturally pretty she is huh?