Satirical News: Kris Aquino Says She Will Negotiate For Ceasefire With The Matae Terrorists In Marawi
As Kris Aquino still does not have any timeslot, she finally admitted on an interview on ABiaS-CBn with Leah Navarro as the reporter. Kris said, "I believe that not having a timeslot on TV or not appearing in a Hollywood movie will be because I have a greater calling. I believe what Manang Loida says that I am the only hope for democracy . EDSA would have not been successful if it wasn't for her. To prove my worth as your future president I will go to Marawi to show martial law is not necessary. I can prove we can all have peace talks with the Matae terrorists." Later, Kris had an interview with Maria Ressa of Crappler. She said, "The declaration of martial law in Mindanao is proof that the democracy my late mother fought for has died. Duterte himself is the new Marcos. The move to have a electoral recount is a death to democracy. If Bongbong Marcos becomes the new vice president then everything that the Liberal Party has fought for will be wasted. Everything from e...