Satirical News: Philippine President Nobita and Vice President Jejemon Binay Barred from Entering China Until Term is Over

After locking up the Pinoy Pridists that caused trouble in Shenzhen and Xiamen, China had decided to ban Philippine President Nobita and Philippine Vice President Jejemon Binay from entering their country until their term is over. President Hu Jintao and Chief Justice Zhou Qiang both agreed on that. The reason was stated was because of President Jejemon Binay's bad habit of asking amnesty for guilty Filipinos who deserved to be executed in China.
"Every time Nobita or Jejemon comes here, they always comes here to plead for the lives of guilty Filipino OFWs who were caught doing criminal acts worthy of death. If we do that when a Chinese commits a crime in other countries and we bring them back, we are bringing back the garbage to our country. They are doing the same to theirs. Why we are executing the Pinoy drug mules is not because we hate Filipinos but because we uphold the law. When a Chinese commits a crime, he is just as guilty as everybody else. In fact, until their te…
"Every time Nobita or Jejemon comes here, they always comes here to plead for the lives of guilty Filipino OFWs who were caught doing criminal acts worthy of death. If we do that when a Chinese commits a crime in other countries and we bring them back, we are bringing back the garbage to our country. They are doing the same to theirs. Why we are executing the Pinoy drug mules is not because we hate Filipinos but because we uphold the law. When a Chinese commits a crime, he is just as guilty as everybody else. In fact, until their te…