Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Encourages Filipinos To Defy President Duterte's Firecracker Control Policy


As Christmas Eve approaches, Marbobo Roxas makes headlines as he encourages Filipinos to defy President Rodrigo R. Duterte's firecracker control policy. He said, "It's really discouraging how I have not only been cheated out of my presidency but also, President Duterte is killing democracy by the firecracker control policy. I'm calling Filipinos to fight for their freedom by defying the law. This is a call to light firecrackers on our residence this Christmas and New Year."

He was last seen meeting with Jim Paredes. It was reported that Paredes earlier launched a movement called "Light a Firecracker Against Duterte" in a bid to restore democracy. Paredes mentioned, "Would have Mar been president, this firecracker ban would have not existed. We will fight for our rights to celebrate Paskong Pinoy and Pinoy Bagong Taon. Banning firecrackers from our residences is a human rights violation. You must join Mar or lose your freedom to celebrate with firecrackers."

Members of #TindigPilipinas can be seen trying to defy the current administration. Kris Aquino, Leah Navarro, Agot Isidro, Cynthia Patay and Korina Sanchez-Roxas all vowed that they will help light firecrackers to defy the current administration. Alexander Katigbak was last seen dressing up as Santa Claus convincing people to join the "Light a Firecracker Against Duterte" movement.

The Philippine Daily Inquirer reported that millions of Filipinos are now joining in the movement. However, reports have proven that it was barely tenth of a million who actually signed up to join Marbobo's call to defy the firecracker control policy.

Stay tuned for developments this Christmas Eve!

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