Satirical News: Narco Alcos Escapes Jail In Dasmarinas, Cavite Thanks To Magic Man Atty. Romulo Macalinlang

Narco Alcos who was supposedly arrested in Dasmarinas, Cavite later escaped from the PNP Custodial Center though the most unconventional means. He magically managed to get Wi-Fi and a smartphone while he was in jail. The police could not even confiscate the smartphone prior to his escape. Magical energies were found to be transmitted by a magician who was a friend of the Dilawans. Every time the police tried to confiscate the smartphone and detect the WiFi source -- both magically disappeared.

It was discovered that he was given magical Wi-Fi and managed to get a cellphone whenever he needed thanks to Mac the Magician. Mac the Magician is known as Atty. Romulo Macalinlang. He serves as Leni Loud Robredo's lawyer in the electoral protest. It turned out that not only did he provide Alcos some Wi-Fi but also helped the latter escape a few days after he was trolling from jail. 

What was seen by the PNP was a magical feat. Alcos later disappeared from his assigned prison cell through a puff of smoke. It baffled the PNP to how it happened. It was later traced that Mac the Magician cast a spell which allowed Alcos to escape. Where Alcos is hiding is currently unknown.

Stay tuned for further details.