Satirical News: Rep. Sarah Elgago Probed For Receiving Max Mara Clothes From Krisis Aquino

The current string of controversy of Kayabangan Partylist Representive Sarah Elgago continues. The current investigations lead to her Carlyn Handbag Collection up to her leaked expensive wardrobe. Now, a new investigation has led to uncovering that Rep. Elgago herself has been receiving Max Mara clothes estimated to be a minimum of PHP 56,000.00 each dress. The clothes were colored yellow and had the name Kristine Bernadette Cojuangco Aquino or Kris for short.

The recent scandal was blurted out by Kris' estranged manager Nicko Falsis who revealed, "It's not just Pignoy Ako Blog. I was once sent to send Max Mara clothes to Sarah Elgago's fashion line. If she tells you that she's the poorest congresswoman -- you are sadly mistaken!" Falsis prepared documentation that revealed the transactions between Sarah and Krisis.

Rep. Elgago simply blurted out on Twitter, "What's wrong with giving the poorest congresswoman some Max Mara clothes. At least, Kris Aquino is being charitable, unlike the current government. You all are making a great mistake in hating Kris!" The statement caused yet another series of haters that led to another blocking spree. This time, she was taking medications called Patrick Star's Calming Tablets.

Stay tuned for further developments! 

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