Satirical News: Krisis Aquino School Of Management And Economics (KASME) Now Open As An Online Learning Application

 

The Legacy Virus pandemic has not stopped education after all. After several arguments to remove the name of John Gokongwei from the name of the ADMU School of Business - the petition was not granted. It was because of an incident where the Gokongwei Clan had taken pictures with President Duterte. The ADMU Freedom Wall decided that their best solution was to create a new online school called the Krisis Aquino School of Management and Economics (KASME). The school is founded by alumni of ADMU alumni together with some University of the Philippines.

KASME now has begun its online learning center. KASME is described to be a school of thought for aspiring businessmen and financial investors. KASME was created as a new tool which would help Filipinos through the current crisis. Among KASME's currently known key founders are not only Krisis but also her cousin Bum Aquino, Yolly Villanueva-Ong, Romulo Macalinlang, Leah Navarro, Maria Ressa, Igat Isidro, Carlo Katigbak, Cynthia Patay, Solita Collas-Monsod, Neri Colmenares, Toady Casino, Jan Carlos Punongbayad, Sarah Jane I. Elgago, Raoul Manuel, and Jover Laurio of Pignoy Ako Blog (PAB). The online school of management was just launched today as a new learning application. 

"We would like to create KASME as a new school of management which will be radically different. We want to help Filipinos in the pandemic have their income. However, due to the fact that we are still stuck in the COVID-19 or Legacy Virus pandemic - we will still be an online community." said Kris in an online interview with Ressa.

KASME is now available for download under Google Apps and i-Store. The application requires at least PHP 140.00 to download the basic KASME. However, it was reported that after the launch today - a lot of one star reviews were given by viewers who tried the application. It was also reported that KASME was unreliable with too many ads even after the professional fee was paid. It was also said that it was a bait trap on your money plus it ws reported somebody's smartphone exploded after downloading KASME. According to KASME's founders - it was hacked by the Duterte Supporters but the NBI Cybercrime Division said otherwise.