Just a Crazy Physically Ugly Guy Who's Nobody

It should be VERY VERY FUNNY that somebody who is ugly can be caught in their vanity.  I mean, I did court a girl who wasn't even pretty but man, she was so vain as if she were the prettiest girl alive.  The same goes with some guy (he'll be called Recoome Ragnarok) who's so ugly and he's nobody plus...

• He regards himself to be very handsome having a charming smile ignoring his awful cavities and really ugly visage that just can't hide his awful personality.  Hmmm did the ugliness of his heart work it out on the outside?
• His height is only 5'3 yet he considers himself tall enough for the modeling career.
• He's a low class laborer who's stuck on the job because he doesn't know how to manage his money especially with the fact he raises a lazy nephew.
• He's always filled with corny jokes he thinks win the big prize.
• He says that women want handsome men but he's NOT even handsome.
• He brags to people that he lives in a mansion when he doesn't.  His "mansion" is just a small house that he brags can fit 50 people in it when it can't.
• He insists that he should get the prettiest girls claiming himself to be the most handsome man alive despite his very ugly visage which he can't see.
• He plans to build an airplane but he doesn't even have knowledge in aeronautics.  So they're just going to crash nowhere.
• Also despite his wife's kindness, he wants to replace her with a younger woman who's just old enough to be his daughter.

When it comes to getting his ideal replacement bride, here are the characteristics:

• She must be wealthy and preferably a celebrity.  After all, he's raising up a lazy bum and they'll want to live in a mansion where he and that lazy bum of a nephew can doze all day while she works.  She can can bring them all the liquor they want.
• She must be hot (as if he's hot).... since he thinks he's the most handsome guy alive.
• She must be that young so he can produce his ideal Recoome Ragnarok Jr. to raise to become just like him.  Plus her youth can help support him too.

The idea is very STUPID for the following reasons going beyond his appearance:

• Only a crazy girl would marry a bum and raise one.
• The older matriarchs possess more money than younger people in the rich family.
• Having a lazy nephew to live with his an awful pain in the butt.