A Wacky Wedding Plan

I began to think of how to arrange a non-expensive wedding for a laborer and his mentally incapacitated "girlfriend" (that is if such a transaction will ever be honored by the courts!) can be done...

For the guy he'll wear long sleeves, necktie and short pants.  For the lady, she'll be give a white gown from the hand me down for their wedding.

Since the lady is mentally incapacitated, make sure she doesn't do anything stupid to humiliate the groom.  That will be easier said than done!  A doctor will be there to escort the bride to the center stage to receive her groom.

Reception happens at the family park.  Barbeque and hanging rice for all.  But if he still insists on his stupidity, a spoonful of rice and a pinch of chicken meat!

Oh yeah have some sea gypsies perform for the reception with their AWFUL music.

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