As people flocked yesterday to get to hear the final State of the Nation Address, an event had occurred to where people wondered what happened. During the SONA, President Nobita's nose was observed to have grown long during the final SONA.
It was observed that his nose grew long whenever he spoke about his achievements. His nose was observed to have grown during several instances. Whenever he said that the Philippines is Asia's next miracle, his nose grew. Whenever he said that the Philippines has a straight road to progress, his nose grew. Whenever he said it was Gloria Arroyo's fault and that she has magical hex powers, his nose grew. Whenever he said that he was curbing all of the corrupt officials, his nose grew.
After those words, he said that the money collected from the taxes would be used to buy Gundams from Japan for the Philippine military made his nose grow twice as long. He also mentioned that the Philippines will form an alliance with Vietnam, Japan, Taiwan and other affected countries by China's bullying his nose grew thrice as long.
At the end of the SONA, President Nobita's nose had grown really long that it reached the exit. A medical team from St. Luke's Medical Center was in charge of bringing him to the hospital and shortening his nose. St. Luke's Medical Center was also the same hospital that catered to his growing nose when he lied last June 12, 2014.
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