Satirical News: President Nobita Suspended From Playstation Network!

President Nobita cries as he's suspended from PSN!
President Nobita known to be a video game player (and a loser at Playstation Network) just made a crude remark to Mortal Kombat players worldwide.  While he was playing Mortal Kombat X online, he soon read the news that the last generation console was canceled.  Not soon enough, he stepped in to an online community and wrote, "You still have the Playstation 3 right?  That will do." to Mortal Kombat fans who still don't have a PS4 shortly after the cancellation.

However, this did not do so well.  It was confirmed that President Nobita skipped the earthquake drill which happened a few days after Tremor became available as downloadable content.  Rather than attend the earthquake drill, he decided to download Tremor and try using the new character.  Because of that act of incompetence, President Nobita has been suspended from ever playing online for his comment.  When President Nobita is allowed to play online again still remains to be arranged (TBA).  As of late, PSN has decided that he will still be under observation until further notice.

Mortal Kombat players not just around the Philippines but other parts of the world were not so happy with President Nobita's rude remark.  One person (who chose to remain anonymous) from Hong Kong on Playstation Network said, "Well what a rude guy.  I know I feel bad about the game being cancelled but he doesn't have to pour salt on our wounds that's just waiting to heal.  He can afford to play for all the microtransactions and the game because he is the president of the Philippines.  For that, he deserves his suspension from Playstation Network for such a tactless comment against gamers.  Besides, doesn't he have a country to rule or his band No Direction to rehearse?"

President Nobita was last seen crying like a baby after he was suspended from PSN for his tactless remark.  One cannot deny the comedy of President Nobita's tears.  His crying video got viral and has hit over 1,000,000,000 views in just a few hours.


  1. If only........

    I feel like challenging our "beloved" president into his fave video game. If he wins, then I'm gonna exile myself from this country for good; but if I win, then he must open up the economy (nevermind thatcit will sully his Mommy Cory's "legacy") AND step down alongside his associates. Failure to comply will result in all sorts of harmful stuff on him, his kin, and his buddies....... 3:)


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