Satirical News: Makabobo Activists Attack French Embassy In Makati, Manila Because Miss France Won

After the time that Miss France Iris Mittenaere won the Miss Universe Crown a huge protest was launched by Makabobo. The loss of Miss Philippines Maxine Medina after she did not make it to the top three caused a great outrage among Pinoy pridists. Bagong Alansyang Makabobo which houses the Bobo Muna Political Party decided to launch its rage.

Members of Makabobo soon attacked the French embassy at 1:30 P.M. today calling it as stealing what they thought rightfully belonged to Ms. Medina. they all staged protests burning the flag of Paris and shouting PENOY PRAYD. Senator Colmenares said in an interview on television, "This is the result if you let foreigners come here to compete. You should think of Maxine Medina as the local businesses and Iris Mittenaere as the foreign investor. If you let foreign investors do businesses here think of yourselves as Maxine."

The rally ceased because of the the security in Makati. PNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa managed to apprehend the intended riot before any damage could be done. The rallyists were arrested for vandalism. It was pretty surprising that Renato Reyes Jr. wasn't around. PNP Chief Dela Rosa said, "We have to keep an eye if we do not want any more tragedies like Jee Ick Joo. We cannot afford to let this incident happen again. Renato Reyes Jr. may still be around waiting to cause trouble. We might have to be ready for the fact he may want to pull off a stunt similar to the late Rolando Mendoza."

President Rodrigo R. Duterte ordered that the Philippine National Police should be ready for any attempted hostage attempts. Justice Secretary Vitaliano N. Aguirre Jr. warned of the possibility of a French hostage crisis because Miss France won. PNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa is now getting wary that maybe some cops may be secretly working with Makabobo.

Stay tuned for further updates!