Satirical News: Senate 6 File New Bill To Rename NAIA To Noynoy Aquino International Airport


It was the day to celebrate #PNoyPride. To further strengthen the memory of the late Ninoy Aquino they decided to file a new bill. This bill as drafted by Franklin Drilon, Risa Hontivirus, Leila Dilemma (who wrote it on pad paper while in Camp Crame), Bum Aquino, Kiko Pangilinan and Antonio Trollanes called it the "Noynoy Aquino International Airport" bill. The new bill proposes that it is time to change Ninoy in NAIA to Noynoy.

"It should be an honor that every August 21 should be celebrated as Ninoy Aquino day. It is the celebration of PNoy Pride. Therefore, we have drafted a bill that will rightfully name the NAIA from Ninoy Aquino International Airport to Noynoy Aquino International Airport. This will be a new move to protect democracy." said Bum in an interview.

Leila Dilemma who is still in jail said she had the courage to draft the bill on pad paper. She had not only expressed her hatred for President Duterte and called herself a "prisoner of conscience" but she also declared Noynoy is the best president ever. In her pad paper draft it was written that Noynoy's achievements should be written and that the walls of the new NAIA should all contain plaques that talk ill of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, the late Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. and the current president Rodrigo R. Duterte.

However the bill was called as ridiculous and stupid. As a result, some PNoy Pridists decided to keep protesting saying that democracy is dead. Some protesters were however found to protest against it saying that Tanim Bala and the NAIA's deterioration are in fact proof of years of neglect.

Stay tuned for further developments.

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