Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Blames Free Trade For Venezuelan Crisis


It is no surprise that Marbobo Roxas now makes another scene in hopes of #OtsoDiretso to get a straight vote. He decided to make a statement on Labor Day 2019 which he said the following:

I would like to address that if you see Venezuela's woes -- you can blame that on free trade. Its current president Nicolas Maduro and his predecessors made Venezuala poor and you know by what? The answer is free trade. Free trade is the reason why Venezuela crisis has happened.

Let me tell you what happened. The Venezuelan government is making people lose jobs by inviting foreign investors. Venezuelans are now out of work because foreign investors have flattened out jobs in Venezuela. Now they are enslaved. The same is the situation in North Korea. North Koreans allow free trade which made North Koreans unemployed. South Korea is protectionist which makes it rich. You want to be thankful for high quality South Korean products? You can thank protectionism for that!

If you want to know how first world countries progressed -- you can thank 4Ps for that. Listen to Professor Oscar Palamuras. He has lived in both federalism and unitary, presidential and parliamentary. He is older and wiser. 4Ps is what made the first world countries progress. Read his book "The Success Story of 4Ps" and get enlightened.

However, the very remark caused Marbobo to get a Twitter and Facebook war worth a million angry comments in less than an hour. He also had so many bad comments that he was forced to block people left and right. It was confirmed that Roxas got checked in at the Patrick Star Hospital for hypertension in dealing with angry netizens.

Stay tuned for further developments!

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