Satirical News: Shinzo Abe Declares Persona Non-Grata On Leah Navarro


The recent incident regarding Leah Navarro has been reached to Japan. Both Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and Philippine President Rodrigo R. Duterte have made a mutual agreement regarding the incident. Prime Minister Abe expressed his grievances and promised President Duterte to sign a persona non-grata on Shinzo Abe.

"I am disappointed at how Leah Navarro belittled kitchen staff. I admit, Nobita Aquino was seen off by them too. If she loves former president Nobita Aquino that much - she should know that he, too, was seen off by kitchen staff during his visit. She had insulted the Japanese value of menial labor. I, therefore, order a temporary restraining order against her until she issues a public apology." said Prime Minister Abe.

Soon enough, Navarro started to tweet that it was unfair. She said, "In due respect Shinzo Abe, declaring me persona non-grata until I apologize is a childish decision. I was just expressing how if President Duterte were so valued - he would have been seen off by major officials and not kitchen staff." However, her Twitter account received a million hate in just an hour. Navarro was confirmed to have been admitted into the Patrick Star Hospital in Mandaluyong. Doctors report that nothing serious and that she just needs some numbing pills.

Stay tuned for further developments!

Comments