Satirical News: Sarah Elgago Cries Foul As She Gets Linked To Alice Guo

Former Kabataan Partylist member and currently Gagabriela member Sarah Elgago was summoned. Some time ago, pictures of Alice Guo aka Guo Hua Ping as a member of Kabataan Partylist were revealed. A new money trail shows that several members of Kabataan Partylist benefited from Guo. During the time Guo was hiding abroad -- various Balikbayan boxes for Kabataan Partylist were traced to her. One of the boxes included pricey gifts for Elgago. The box for Elgago contained a brand new MacBook Pro, a brand new iPhone, some Caryln handbags, and Max Mara clothes. 

The recent search led to Elgago's current address. It was discovered that Elgago had been receiving gifts from Guo herself. It turns out that Elgago had photos of her and Guo going out places. One of them included Elgago and Guo eating at fancy restaurants. It was also discovered that Kabataan Partylist was planning to book a trip to London. More plans reveal that members of Kabataan were planning to eat at Nusr-Et Steakhouse owned by Salt Bae. A secret transmission also revealed the late Joma Sison crying foul that General Secretary To Lam never took him there. To Lam was still the Minister of Defense last 2021. 

Another leaked photo of Guo's involvement Kabataan Pantylist (above) was revealed. It was one of Kabataan's secret meetings. It was found on Guo's USB flash drive and her MacBook Pro. Guo was last seen discussing youth recruitment methods with Kabataan Pantylist. The same laptop above was confiscated and probed. It revealed that Guo was an active member of Kabataan Pantylist. More photos of Guo's activities with Kabataan Pantylist were revealed. One of them pointed to Elgago's absence from the Senate Hearing. A beach confirmed that Guo indeed paid for the accommodation of several Kabataan Pantylist members on that same beach. 

Elgago was seen having her check-up at the Patrick Star Hospital. New details reveal that her latest phone was also a gift by Guo. The former lawmaker was summoned to answer her alleged ties with Guo. Elgago said, "This is just a frame-up! I was never friends with Alice Guo!" Elgago was last seen protesting and crying in front of the cameras. 

Elgago's current legal counsel is composed of retired judge Atty. Amelita G. Tolentino, Atty. Neri Colmenares, Atty. Toady Casino, and Atty. Antonio Tinio. Tolentino said, "We don't need to send these photos for examination. They were clearly manipulated!" However, Tolentino was lambasted for her words. Tolentino was later sent to the Patrick Star Hospital for check-up. Unfortunately, Tolentino was forced to watch Lawless Lawyer where people made fun of her. Elgago was last seen fighting off with people as she trust Tolentino will get her through. 

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