Satirical News: Habitually Tardy Pinoy Filipo D. Hippo Gets Promoted As Vice Chairman Of Commission On Human Rights!

The habitually tardy Pinoy called Filipo D. Hippo the same who sued Philippine Airlines over his missed flight has been appointed as Vice Chairman of the Commission on Human Rights. The event was hosted by CHR Chairman Chito Gascon and former CHR Chairwoman Etta Rosales. the appointment of Filipo D. Hippo was partially in response against Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre Jr.'s continued demolition job against Liar Dilemma.

"I personally believe that appointing Hippo as my vice chairman would be beneficial. He holds a grudge against the justice secretary for not accepting his case against Philippine Airlines. This is part of our move to defend human rights. We thought Aguirre was a hero during the Corona Impeachment Trial but it turned out that he just covered his ears because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. We are disappointed to even know he's not an impunity lover so we appointed Hippo to an important position to get even with the new chief justice who will destroy our pride as Filipinos." said CHR Chairman Gascon.

The event promoting Hippo was held at Club Filipino the same place where the Lubi Iton bag was last promoted. The event was supposed to take place at 9:00 A.M. but was started at 10:00 A.M. with an opening mass by CBCP president Archbishop Socrates Villegas. The event also left the room at Club Filipino unkempt and unclean as part of being Filipino. Rather than clean up the place, they left saying that it's all part of being Filipino. Hippo was later seen having a late night karaoke singing OPM songs with CHR employees only to be apprehended by the police.