Satirical News: Liberal Party Senators Filed Rejected Impeachment Complaint Against President Duterte For Maxine Medina's Loss!
As finalist Miss Maxine Medina did not make it to the top 3 the Liberal Party gets mad as the crown was handed over to Miss France Iris Mittenaerae. Senators Bum Aquino, Leila Dilemma, Francis Pangilinan and Antonio Trollanes IV have begun their latest move.
"It's the fault of President Duterte that Ms. Medina wasn't made Miss Universe. Do you see how the war on drugs has caused our candidate to lose. Many fail to give thanks to Nobita Aquino when Pia Wurtzbach won the crown last 2015. This will be used as an impeachment complaint that will guarantee that President Rodrigo Duterte will be ousted from power. It's because of all these extrajudicial killings done by the president that Ms. Medina didn't get the crown. I am a lawyer and I should have sufficient evidence of that." Senator Dilemma said in an interview.
The battle between Senator Dilemma and her archenemy Justice Secretary Vitaliano N. Aguirre Jr. continued. Justice Secretary Aguirre said, "What's the connection between the alleged extrajudicial killings to where Senator Leila Dilemma has no proof? Leaving the Liberal Party for PDP Laban was the best thing I did and not siding with Alan Impurisima was also a good move." Aguirre later apologized for his actions of leaving the probe earlier but has stated, "I am ready to accept any punishment from President Duterte but this doesn't mean that I won't do whatever I can to prove that Dilemma's up to no good. Even if Miriam Defensor Santiago had died last year it does not mean we will prioritize Ms. Medina's loss over the SAF-44."
Stay tuned for further developments.