Satirical News: Vice President Leni Loud Robredo Suspected For Narco Alcos' Escape

It has been six months since Narco Alcos has escaped via a puff of smoke during his his jail time at Naga City, Camarines Sur. The Department of Justice found that Atty. Romulo Macalinlang forgot his smartphone at PNP Naga City while doing said daring escape act. It was so well-secure that they had to get Chinese and Indian magicians to hack it to find incriminating evidence against the lawyer. 

From the smartphone - one of the recorded conversations allegedly had Vice President Leni Loud Robredo. The conversation from said phone had included information to where Atty, Macalinlang and Vice President Leni Loud supposedly had a conversation.

Part of the recording had an alleged conversation where Leni Loud Robredo ordered for Alcos' escape. It was discovered that the PNP Naga City escape incident was not the only one. The other also involved his first escape in Dasmarinas, Cavite. PNP Chief Oscar Albayalde wishes to have said file investigated if indeed the voice talking to Atty. Macalinlang was indeed Vice President Leni Loud. No sign of Alcos' whereabouts but it is said he is currently staying in Quezon City after two daring jailbreaks.

Stay tuned for further developments!