Satirical News: Representative Sarah Elgago Investigated For Possible Pastry Scam

Representative Sarah Elgago's cases have been piling up. She had her expensive Carlyn handbag collection, her expensive wardrobe, and receiving Max Mara clothes from Krisis Aquino. Recently, she got tagged in yet another uncovered incident (picture above) that shows that she was tagged with an overpriced cupcake incident. The picture above was allegedly taken in Makati City with Kim Tun Chong and Erlinda Chong. It was said that Elgago secretly had ties with Nancy Bitay too.

Outrage from citizens of Rep. Elgago getting involved in an alleged pastry scam was high. She soon reacted violently to the picture above. More testimonies also reveal that she was part of Risa Hontiveros' pizza scam. It was said that Rep. Elgago was an instrument to manipulate the prices of cakes. Allegedly, Elgago was involved in doing so to allow Kayabangan Partylist to sell their cakes and get all their money back.

"This is preposterous. Democracy has really died with all the harassment done against the opposition. I can't believe that they want to even harm the cakes which I said, yes, I sold them to raise money to save democracy!" said Rep. Elgago in an interview with Maria Ressa.

Rep. Elgago soon got more angry faces every time she went live on social media. Way too many people now called her a liar and a bitch. She was seen typing way too many angry comments.

Stay tuned for further developments!