Monday, February 8, 2016

It's The Year Of The Fire Monkey

This year is the year of the Fire Monkey so I just thought this year might also be the year of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong's story was based on a monkey's quest for enlightenment, his misadventure at the Celestial Heavens, his conflict with the Elder Gods for supposed disobedience and how his quest to find the sutras allowed him to become a god in the Chinese pantheon.

I felt like that Sun Wukong should have been the main character instead of Shujinko in Mortal Kombat Deception. It could have been cooler if Onaga the Dragon King faced off against him instead of Shujinko. The Konquest Mode of Mortal Kombat Deception might have been better off with Sun Wukong finding the scrolls and the kamidogu, claiming it was going to help him reach Nirvana. Instead, it would allow the cruel Onaga to return and reclaim power. I would have probably wanted the monkey king to be the victor against Onaga during Deception.

In Eto Ranger, the monkey character is Monk. During Monk's time in the Journey to the West episode, he did acquire Sun Wukong's powers for that episode. Well it's the monkey's time to shine after all.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Satirical News: Mar Roxas Attempts To Do Chinese Kung Fu!

As the Liberal Party was losing alternatives in getting Mar Roxas to the approval rating, President Nobita Aquino decided to let his presidential candidate do martial arts as Chinese New Year approaches. During that time, Roxas was last seen in a Chinese martial arts dojo where he wanted to demonstrate his supposed "super skills" to get the attention of the Tsinoy Community for votes.

During the Kung Fu exhibition, President Nobita announced Roxas as an amazing kung fu master. Roxas attempted to do an exhibit with nunchucks. While whirling his nunchucks, he ended up hurting his own head and fainted as a result. As of late, there has been no report to when he will awaken. He is currently unconscious at the Patrick Star Hospital. President Nobita was last seen with Roxas' wife Kornina Sanchez-Roxas awaiting for reports of his physical condition. All the doctors said that he is still in "nganga mode" with his eyes and mouth open in spite of being unconscious. He is still under observation whether or not the nunchuck injury was really serious.

Stay tuned for further details.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Picture Perfect With Gracie Dzienny

Well she was only 19 here but she's really blossomed than when she was only 15 in Supah Ninjas. She's looking like a naturally blonde version of a younger Pamela Anderson.

She really looks pretty here

Gotta love that smile!