How the Daughter-in-Law Can Piss Off the Typical Chinese Monster-in-Law

It does get very burdensome for some people to be in the traditional setting of having that naggy, angry, badmouthing, bossy, ultra-perfectionist bitch of a mother-in-law.  Yup, it's a very scary fact.  So I guess here's a few facts that I could really think about... hypothetically.  Hee hee.  So just a few facts I thought about... hopefully this can work for both Chinese daughters-in-law and the non-Chinese daughters-in-law facing the horrible Chinese mother-in-law.


Serve up some food fiasco to her when she visits.  She's always nagging right?  Well when she nags about your purposely bad cooking, remind her of how horrible she is as well then stuff her mouth with more.


If she wants to visit the house, remember the closet is the place she sleeps!

Ciara Hanna: Beauty by Nature

Well here's another of her Statigram pictures, she's really pretty. =)

A List of My Favorite Delusions

Maybe in an effort to "cure myself" I think I'll write a few of my delusions in no particular order... here they are:


I delude myself to be in a Tokusatsu world or any fictitious world.  As a kid, I deluded myself I was Kotaro Minami despite the fact I wasn't adopted, nope he was just part of my childhood.  Sometimes I delude myself to be either Red Mask or Red Hawk as well.  Oh boy I feel like Nobuo in Akibaranger- I'm an adult who's into Tokusatsu.  To be honest, sometimes I dream of Fangires, Mirror World monsters, Gorgom, etc.


Dreaming of myself as the head of an evil organization with me as the big bad having incredible superpowers and me fighting against a group of superheroes while I pursue selfish desires.  Sort of my "other half"... not really.  This sadly can make me act like Galvatron in the G1 cartoon.


It's all about some attractive actresses and me dreaming of them.  In fact, I just thought about it that I consider this to be a very guilty pleasure considering I've had very delusional thoughts.  So far I've had some dreams of dating either Emma Roberts, Rin Takanashi, Ciara Hanna, Rhian Ramos Howell, Esther Liu, Liu Yi Fei, Victoria Justice, Haruka Suenaga, Erika Toda, Emi Takei and lately I'd add Erina Nakayama from Wizard and maybe Maaya Uchida.  This is something I feel stupid about that I didn't outgrow this. =(  But in some of my scenes, my villainous side does emerge since I would admit I am victimizing either one of them right now which is freakily cruel.


Maybe the worst has to be that I delude in the existence of magical beings.  I mean really, sometimes I dream I'm at Fairy World or the North Pole.  Or once I dreamed I was recklessly driving then I hit the North Pole hitting Santa Claus' workshop which are all a work of fiction. =P  Hmmm... only if I could get these delusions to produce films.  This also includes the world of wishful thinking.

Hee hee hee... so Spongebob Watched Jetman?

Hee hee hee... so Spognebob watched Choujin Sentai Jetman and cried for only 20 days?  Hmmm... I guess he was a big fan of Gai Yuki and can't accept the fact he got mugged just like that?  20 days?  Hmmm talk about the 20 years debate of whether or not he's dead. =P  Or maybe he cried to due how nice the show was for him?  Who knows.

Delusion as Comedy in Writing

While checking out Akibaranger, I just figured out of how to use delusion as comedy.  Now just for a few stuff of my examples from delusion:


My first example might be what if it's an ugly person that has the inner ugliness you expect from pretty people.  This delusion can get pretty funny especially let's just say he's unusually ugly but he thinks he looks so handsome, he thinks no girl can resist him, he thinks physical beauty is important even if he has none of it and he's so much of a braggart he thinks that the girl he likes who rejects him likes him (stupid).  Maybe, this delusion can go worse if while he thinks he's so physically attractive when he starts comparing women he's attracted to like apples to oranges - which can go as funny as to compare a mentally ill woman who's fat, dark and ugly to somebody who is really pretty. =P  This falls under my favorite ugliness as comedy.  He's so ugly but he think she looks like Dingdong Dantes to the point the ugly girl he lusts after, he thinks she looks like Marian Rivera. =P


Perhaps the statement "Stupid people are so stupid they don't see that they're stupid." or "The only real stupid people are those who can't accept they're stupid." might work.  I thought of Patrick Star himself as the best example, no not Hant from Go-onger but Patrick Star.  I just had a thought that Patrick Star's so stupid he thinks he can do anything.  Talk about the episode Spongebob got the suds and he pretended to be a doctor... of course that wouldn't be funny in real life though.


Maybe I'll just add my favorite one- deluding to have that special talent when you don't.  Really, I have a tone deaf voice so I'm used to hearing tone deaf people sing but the problem can be when these people insist on auditioning.  Made me remember somebody whose delusion wasn't only that he was handsome when he was not but also he thinks he's got a very good voice, that he can be a good actor, a good fighter, etc. and when he auditions he's always rejected then replies, "Well I'm too good that's why they didn't accept me." or "They don't know real talent." type of garbage talk.  Just made me think it's funny on paper but horrid to face in real life.


The comic character delusion or any related ones.  I remembered in Batman somebody was deluding he was Zeus when he isn't... well now just a thought if the person deluded himself to be Superman he'd volunteer to do tasks he can't normally handle by himself.  Just made me think that this might not be the best comedy since the person could actually get killed in the process.


Maybe I should include the unrequited love delusion.  Well Spike's here but I'd twitch things a bit that let's just say he may soon be daydreaming of Mako as soon as he goes to Japan. =P