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Monday, May 23, 2016

Satirical News: Toei Ltd. Confirms Shippaiman's Main Cast!


After Machine Man's Osamu Sakuta signs in to play the pseudo-Henshin hero Shippaiman, a new cast was created. One may be ready to laugh at the casting of Shippaiman. The following are cast to play as the recurring characters in the comedy series. There will also be various guest stars for Shippaiman as well.

Sakuta also confirms the plot of Shippaiman to take place in a dystopian Japan. Descendants of Ieyasu Tokugawa have formed the Hacienda Tokugawa and have mistreated poor farmers. The current head of the hacienda is the bachelor Nobita Tokugawa. The members of the Hacienda Tokugawa forged an alliance with the Rokudas to take over Japan. But as time passed, their approval ratings declined so they sought to turn Manabu into a super hero but instead, he becomes a super failure.

Mari Kouno plays as Kashiya Sano, Shippaiman's ever ambitious wife. Ever since Japan fell into a starstruck culture, she aims to become the first lady of Japan. The actress was previously Princess Chimera in Dynaman. She said that a Tokusatsu comedy may soon click better than all of the previous works Toei has mastered.

Yutaka Hirose volunteered to play as Prime Minister Nobita Tokugawa. He's Shippaiman's ever lazy boss and the prime minister that brought Japan down. To "improve" his ratings, Nobita hires Manabu as his right hand man. Seeing to continue his vision of a dystopian Japan, he seeks to make Manabu the new prime minister. He's always in a fight with his adviser Doraebot who's a play on Doraemon. Like his ancestor Ieyasu Tokugawa, he has returned Japan to being closed to the world bringing Japan back to square one.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Satirical News: It's Viral: Liberal Party Hires Steve Harvey To Announce Final Results Of Presidential Elections 2016!

During the Leni vs. Bongbong Count, one anonymous person had revealed Liberal Party's latest plan. Considering Digong's win into the presidential race it's revealed that President Nobita has hatched another scheme. Since Hocus PCOS may not be a guarantee to get Liberal Party's foothold, it was revealed that a new master scheme was launched.

The anonymous person said, "I have noticed that in the middle of the night, Korina was crying that Liberal Party may not have much power. It was later revealed that President Nobita reveals his latest master plan. If Hocus PCOS fails since if the machines' official counts get leaks out, there's another plan by the Liberal Party. President Nobita has decided to hire Steve Harvey to announce the results of the presidential elections."

It was leaked that after President Nobita saw where Miss Argentina Claudia Barrionuevo was accidentally announced by mistake and the crown belonged to Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach instead, they decided to hire Harvey to become the next announcer for the elections. A leaked conversation between President Nobita and Harvey was leaked. Harvey agreed to announce the final results of the Presidential Elections as soon as counts are finalized. Allegedly, President Nobita has decided that the winners would be Mar and Leni and all Liberal Party candidates. Whether or not this is true still remains to be seen.

Stay tuned for further developments!