Saturday, November 1, 2014

Failipinos Don't Even Know They're So Stupid!

It's just time to define stupidity.  The term "gago" or idiot itself can be very vague.  Remembering the whole Miriam vs. Aguirre fight a few years ago, it's time to really see who's the real gago.  Sad to say but Failipinos are so stupid they don't even know it!  Before they say, "Hiss!  Racist!  That's Filipino not Failipino!" then again, they have to know that the Failipino refers to every bad Filipino who makes the nation a disgrace and continues to plunge it into further stupidity.

How do we define stupid then?  Albert Einstein defined stupidity as going through the same act over and over again while expecting different results.  It's like trying to fit a square block in a round hole.  If stupid is to be redefined, then we might what stupidity really is.  I will use some classic cases of people who we least expect to be stupid.

Stupid people are characterized by these behavioral problems and is very common among Failipinos who widely differ against the enlightened Pinoy:

1.) Such people think that they are very smart, or worse smarter than everybody else.  

Failipinos are also known for this type of attitude.  They act like they are smarter than everyone and they SCORN the enlightened Pinoy.  The Failipino has the attitude that they know better than everyone which is the attitude of Pinoy Pride which enlightened Pinoys reject.  These can go from those who do poorly in school (usually because of rebelliousness and stubbornness) OR those who are only good with theories.  Sometimes a person with high academic performance can be considered stupid as well.

Atty. Viraliano Aguirre may be a high topnotcher, intelligent guy but his stupidity is prevalent with how he handled his case in the Corona Impeachment Trial and the Vizconde Massacre Trial. If things don't go his way, he shows some kind of silent rebellion like covering his ears or walking out in court.  And he even dares to lecture a judge while saying it's not right for a judge to lecture a lawyer.  Their annoying attitude has them always bragging how "smart" they are and saying, "Well I'm just here to expose your stupidity." without realizing their bad attitude exposes how stupid they are.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Ciara Hanna Picture for October 30, 2014

Here's Ciara Hanna with a cup of coffee.  I would admit that I wish I was there with her. =P

Satirical News: President Nobita Declares an Order For An Anime Themed Halloween!

President Nobita after watching Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno, Rurouni Kenshin: Legend's End and Lupin III he had decided to open an Anime Themed Halloween, declaring that this year October 2014 that everyone must wear Anime-themed costumes while trick-or-treating or face a fine.

Yes these are the Halloween costumes of President Nobita and DILG Secretary Doraemar Roxas!

To implement the law just yesterday, both President Nobita and Doraemar Roxas dressed up as the cartoon Nobita and Doraemon.  Doraemar Roxas yesterday campaigned for the presidency dressed up as the cartoon Doraemon, even bought a fourth pocket dimension from Japan to impress people with what he can do.  President Nobita on the other hand went around dressed up as cartoon Nobita.  The other No Directioners namely  Kill Henares dressed up as Jaeko, Money Villar dressed up as Suneo and Pink Lacson dressed up as a Japanese cop.

President Nobita in an interview said, "For the past few months, the Rurouni Kenshin event may be the key to solving the MRT problems.  Japan is now selling Den-Liners which we can replace every last Gloria-hexed MRT Trains.  As said, it's Gloria's fault that the MRT Trains are cursed and we must replace them with the Den-Liners from Japan that's why DAP exists.  If Filipinos show an otaku spirit, Japan will be convinced to invest their business in here.  That's why I must combat the leftists no matter what.  Of course, I plan to replace all products made in China with products made in Japan to deprive China of funds that pays for the needs of Damulag's Army."

Kill Henares was in charge of placing fines for those who refuse to comply with the law.  She said, "Unless the people will all follow Nobita's law to go around in Anime costumes tomorrow, I will definitely double their taxes and penalize them!  If they do comply, I will grant every amount of money they used to make the costumes as deductibles to their income taxes."

Meanwhile some Otakus thought the declaration is just stupid.  One Otaku named Dhathor Cuyos said, "Really since when did President Nobita have good taste?  All ABiaS-CBN does is show crappy shows all over again!  He's just bootlicking Japan so the ToQGers will help him defeat Damulag's Army that is currently patrolling Spratlys.  Besides, shouldn't he as the president also prioritize traffic control in Imperial Manila?  Christmas is already coming and don't expect traffic to get any better!"