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Satirical News: Kris Aquino Mentions She May Be The Next Aung San Suu Kyi, Ready To Go To Jail To Protect Democracy

In the light of events that Kris Aquino will appear in a Hollywood film, she mentions in her interview where she said, "I may be the next Aung San Suu Kyi. The Philippines right now is under the rule of a mad man. Leila Dilemma is already an Aung San Suu Kyi. I may be the next. I am willing to fight for democracy. I am willing to become a political prisoner to preserve my parents' and family's legacy for a better Philippines." Loida Nicolas-Lewis backed Kris up and said, "Mar lost and Filipinos were stupid not to vote for him as president. The Philippines would have been better with both Mar and Leni on the line but instead we have a mad man and Leni on the line. Filipinos carelessly voted for Duterte. Some people spent too much time at Yellow Cab and it is only proper that Cynthia Patay calls to burn those establishments down . This is a fight for freedom from tyranny of the Duterte administration. If Duterte becomes president and uplifts the economic restricti...

Satirical News: Cynthia Patay Said All Yellow Cab Pizza Outlets Must Be Burned Down

The phenomenon called " Light A Fire For Kris " has become viral over the Internet. Cynthia Patay now mentions that she is running for Senator to contest what she calls the tyrannical regime of President Rodrigo R. Duterte. A rally was held last 12:00 P.M. where Patay along with a group of protesters near a local Yelow Cab outlet having signs, "We'd rather eat dirt than support a pizza chain that supports a tyrant."  "We are in dark times. Ask Chito Gascon and Loida Nicolas-Lewis. So our video to start a Light a Fire For Kris movement was launched. I hope that this will awaken the people that we are no longer a democracy. Those who eat at Yellow Cab Pizza support a tyrant. Which is more important? Yellow Cab Pizza and we're living in a dictatorship or eating pizzas that support the Liberal Party and we're in a democracy. Because of this, I am calling support to burn down all Yellow Cab Pizzas before I become Senator." said Patay in an inte...

Gracie Dzienny Picture For April 24, 2017

She's naturally pretty... Yes it's indeed spring time because of her =)

Satirical News: Liberal Party's Plan To "Light A Fire For Kris" Movement Goes Viral Over The Internet

It is already in the news that Kris Aquino herself will appear in a Hollywood movie called "Crazy Rich Asians". Now Loida Nicolas-Lewis said in a CNN interview, "If Kris Aquino can appear in a movie called Crazy Rich Asians then certainly, she can boost her popularity rating. She is the new hope of the Filipino people. By starring in this movie she can gain her attention that will certainly land her in the Senate. I suggest that all Filipinos must watch Crazy Rich Asians when it shows so they will see how worthy Kris is to become their senator and future president." Kris had previously stated that she is now ready to take the burden of leading the Philippines to a golden age . She has stated that democracy is dying and that the legacy of the Aquino family must be fought for. She said, "Noynoy may soon become a martyr in this new era of martial law under President Duterte. Just take a look at how Leila Dilemma and Filipo D. Hippo was arrested. She's the ...

I Ended Up Avoiding Two Films Based On My Childhood For Shallow Reasons?

I thought maybe it's for the best I skipped two movies altogether. One is Disney's Beauty and the Beast and the other is the Power Rangers film by Lionsgate. I even wonder what were Toei and Saban thinking? Some of Toei's producers together with Haim Saban showed up during the premiere but I could care less. So I'll talk about how I felt my childhood was "ruined" this 2017. Beauty and the Beast (2017 version) I hate to admit it but just looking at how Emma Watson was cast as Belle didn't appeal to me to start with. She's not as hot as the original character. While a real life Belle doesn't have to be as hot but I just didn't like Watson getting cast as Belle. Sure, the script features a different side of Belle as an inventor but I've had a hostile relationship with Disney like how they handled Power Rangers now they are screwing up Star Wars and Marvel Comics. I'm probably just having a severe case of hostility with Disney right n...

Classic Amy Jo Johnson Pictures For April 19, 2017

She's really that sexy.  I just love that smile. It's morphin' time.

Satirical News: Loida Nicolas-Lewis Reveals Her New List Of Senatorial Candidates

Mrs. Loida Nicolas-Lewis takes no time in her preparation for Senatorial elections 2019. She has revealed her new team called the female empowerment team which will consist of Kris Aquino, Agot Isidro, Cynthia Patay and Korina Sanchez-Roxas. She revealed her latest statement that these women of power will definitely bring the Philippines to better heights. "I am afraid that the Senate has lost its balance in power. Only six senators namely Risa Hontevirus, Leila Dilemma, Franklin Drilon, Antonio Trollanes IV, Bum Aquino and Kiko Pangilinan are left fighting for democracy. But I believe that when we have Kris Aquino, Agot Isidro, Cynthia Patay and Korina Sanchez-Roxas in the Senate we are bound to balance the power. But first, we must move to get President Rodrigo R. Duterte to either resign or to get impeached. He must be locked up as he's about to undermine democracy. Kris Aquino will be the Joan of Arc of democracy for the Philippines. Her three years as Senator will be t...