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Four Reasons Why Being in Politics is More Fun in the Philippines!

President Benigno Simeon "Nobita" Cojuanco Aquino says it all! Philippine politics has gone downhill from the time of Marcos down to Nobita.  Sad to say that even with President Nobita's term as president until 2016... the problem is that political dynasties still exist.  While the 1987 Constitution SHOULD remove the protectionism policy, it must also enforce the Anti-Political Dynasty law.  It's already causing trouble to the Philippines. Now why do political dynasties exist?  There are many reasons but here are a few reasons and it DOES NOT take a genius to understand this: Bum Aquino's eloquence deceives the simple-minded! 1.) Voters are easily carried away by fair speeches and campaigns The poster above of Bam Aquino spells it out right.  All who believed his "sweatless labor" are indeed deemed as "Bobo Ang Maniniwala"... or "The Idiot Believes" because HOW CAN ANYONE WORK UNDER THE HEAT OF THE SUN AND NOT HAVE A SINGL...

Satirical News: China's President Xi Jinping Prepares Philippine VP-Jejemon Bitay's Travel Ban on China for 2016!

China still considers him a nuisance! The Chinese presidency could not forget Jejemon Bitay's appeal to save the lives of Elizabeth Bitayin, Ramon Non-Credo and Sally Violationa.  The three drug mules were convicted anyway in spite of Philippine VP-Jejemon Bitay's pleading ofr their lives.   After President Nobita was barred from entering China until term is over , Jejemon Bitay's travel ban was extended. President Xi Jinping had earlier met with President Nobita in Indonesia had said, "Well President Nobita may get his ban prematurely lifted.  After all, he gave in to the conditions that we gave that unless he stops his candidacy, we will definitely attack Imperial Manila.  General Damulag's forces are still in the South China Sea, stationed at Spratlys.  Our concern is that Jejemon Bitay may become President of the Philippines by 2016.  President Nobita's ban was conditioned to be lifted when he is no longer in office.  Since it looks like Jejem...

Vanessa Hessler Pictures for November 26, 2014

Time for a bit of eye candy to relax myself... She's really gorgeous! What a gorgeous sight!

Jokes About the Presidents: It's More Fun in the Philippines!

One of the biggest features that should really be more fun in the Philippines is to MAKE FUN of President Nobita Aquino.  Why is that?  One may consider these reasons to be why it's more fun to make fun of the Presidents: Sherap Estrada- the trend start that made presidential jokes more fun in the Philippines! The trend of "Jokes About Presidents: It's More Fun in the Philippines" started on 1998 when Sherap Estrada became President.  Somehow I couldn't forget how stupid he really was.  The Cory to Ramos administration would have helped but this guy BUNGLES EVERYTHING AND DOESN'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO FIX ANY WRONG HE'S DONE!!!  I really hate to admit it but Sherap himself as a president really lacked common sense.  Now some College dropouts are successful businessmen but he is NOT one of them. Given he was a good mayor for San Juan but his legacy began a legacy of STUPIDITY AND CORRUPTION. Even when he was newly anointed as President of the Philippines...

Advertising: The Most Abused and Misused Solution for Philippine Tourism!

I remembered one time when I suggested advertising as the solution to sales... one huge problem I was told was this, "Although advertising is important, you CANNOT deny that it's also abused and misused too many times."  How is that?  I would like to relate it to the tagline "It's More Fun in the Philippines" which was launched four years ago by the Department of Tourism. Now the tagline is catchy, no questions asked but there's one problem BEHIND it.   Taglines will be defeated by testimonials in the long run.  If you want the taglines to work, remember the four Ps of marketing are Product, Price, Place and Promotion.  It doesn't take a Warren Buffet or a Bill Gates to know those stuff.  Any employee can learn those stuff... I mean Warren Buffet and Bill Gates have their marketing teams under them. For someone who is a "nobody" like me considering I'm not even a big time businessman, it's learned through experience.  Now let...

Punching Kill Henares is More Fun in the Philippines!

Above is the fight of Manny Pacquiao today.  What boxing fans saw was the actual fight but what Pacman may have seen is seen in his fight was Bureau of Internal Robbery's Konsumisyoner, Kill Henares.  It's indeed the fight of the century when you think about it... Pacman vs. Kill Henares.  Filipinos NEED to see the truth of what's happening with their tax money with the Nobita Administration- it's being used for the dirty scams such as Disbursement Acceleration Program and Priority Devolvement Acceleration Fund.  So what can be a fun activity to endorse in the Philippines?  Simple... it's all about PUNCHING THE CRAP OUT OF THAT SWINE KILL HENARES.  Plus, it's not helping that the United Nations is really nothing more than a body of incompetence.  Only a real idiot would think President Nobita's administration is a global model for fighting corruption, that 60/40 not being removed and everything that the Philippines needs to improve. The United Na...

Pinoy Pridists Have No Right To Claim the Success of Pinoy Achievers!

Today is indeed the big day for Manny Pacquiao.  Now I'm not a fan of Pacquiao (or boxing in general) but one thing is certain, there will be a lot of Pinoys who treat it like a big deal WHENEVER there is a Pinoy athlete who is going to compete abroad.  What is worse is that thse Pinoy Pridists have the tendency to force you to support Manny Pacquiao or ANYONE just because they are Filipino. Let me get this straight... there is NOTHING wrong with anybody being proud of the countryman.  What is wrong is when these Pinoy Pridists use the achievements of successful Pinoys to gloat they are the best race on Earth and claim it collectively for the nation.  Why is that wrong?  The achievement of successful Pinoys is theirs and theirs alone.  To claim the success of another person can be considered as plagiarism and not to mention FREE RIDING! The free riding on the success of a fellow Pinoy just drives a lot of Pinoys to be lazy and indifferent.  The re...