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Satirical News: Etta Rosales Says Scolding People For Being Late Is A Violation Of Human Rights!

Etta Rosales makes her defense on Filipino time as perfectly non-offensive A viral video on Youtube as well as other social networks had spread as of late. It involved a foreigner scolding a Failipino employee who got scolded for his habitual tardiness by his foreigner boss. Both the Failipino employee and the boss are yet to be identified. The video is below: This was the viral video that made it to the Internet. It caught the eyes of Etta Rosales who silently abandoned her post as Konsomisyoner at the Commission of Human Rights. After she said that Rodrigo Duterte would bring Philippines back to martial law, she finally stated that foreign investors should respect Filipino time or be deemed as Communist infiltrators. "We are in the Philippines and Filipino time is to be respected. There is nothing wrong with being one hour late. I am upset to hear how many Filipinos get kicked out of their work places abroad because of people who don't value democracy by firing t...

Satirical Essay: The Philippines' Future Is So Bright, An Economics Essay By Blob Blabbersky

Blogger's note: This is just my PIECE OF WRITING and Blob Blabbersky is just a fictitious character I cooked up, based on some Murican who is getting my nerves... expect a long essay of nonsense and tell me what you think and how stupid my essay is.. since I am pretending to be as stupid as him!. So I am here seeing the Philippines has a bright future, got to wear shades... it's so bright! Wow you people at Get Real Philippines and Anti-FLIPFAG never see how blessed you are with the problems you keep complaining. Allow me to enlighten you about the foolishness of your thoughts, you never realize how blessed you are a country. Your country has a very bright future compared to America the source of all evil, Singapore the mother of tyranny and other nations. You are indeed the light of the world as Kit Tatad says and let me tell you why. Protectionism is good... you don't realize how protectionism helped the economy prosper. You businessmen should be blessed because yo...

Console Nazis ARE VERY FREAKING ANNOYING!

Oh boy, some issues don't die do they?  After knowing about Mortal Kombat X's delayed release for the Playstation 3 and XBox 360 (which I can understand due to development reasons and I can wait, it's a want and not a need) and I know I freaking pre-ordered for the game, some Playstation 4 and XBox One owners are already picking on the previous generation owners just because... well for the heck of it. Wow it reminds me of how as a child, I nearly made a foolish decision to get myself a Super Nintendo, something I NEVER had.  The Super Nintendo was a 16 bit version of the original Nintendo and well, I was simply stuck with an 8-bit system for some time and I had a Playstation One later in life.  I just thought about how I wanted to "stand up" to those "cool kids" who were pampered and doted by their parents.  Man, it reminds me of the FOOLISHNESS of being jealous of such people or how dangerous jealousy can be to its receiver. So what's the big ...

Victoria Justice Pictuers For May 26, 2015

Well here's my favorite Nickelodeon girl, Victoria Justice which reminds me of my old fling back then... It's time for her fitness tea... She's sweeter than that strawberry...

So Mortal Kombat X For PS3/XBox 360 Is Delayed Again?!

Well after the trolls that Ed Boon had decided to cancel them, but here's the news.  It's merely delayed and I believe there is a good reason.   One, Mortal Kombat X was originally designed for the PS4/XBox One like the game Injustice Gods Among Us had BOTH PS4 and PS3.  You might consider how the graphics have be scaled down and there was also a delay... so it's expected.  However Ed Boon seems to give some compensation which I hope includes Goro will be readily playable though I could care less about the other DLC, I just want Goro for DLC for now. So what's my thoughts?  The picture above should tell you my thoughts!  Be patient!

Beating The Heat With A 7/11 Slurpee!

I'm just glad with the popping of 7/11 stores aside from other stores like Ministop where I can get a quick chill.  7/11 itself has the Slurpee that while drinking cold clean water is healthier, however a slurpee in moderation is a fun way to chill out.  It's a semi-frozen drink that should at least help cool down the body during the summer heat. A slurpee has some flavors you can choose from depending on the 7/11 branch.  My current favorite is none the grape flavored one though I can also choose strawberry and other flavors.  Personally, I don't like the apple flavored or pina colada ones compared to my favorite flavors. What makes this a fun blast is that it's pretty affordable with the biggest size costing around PHP 40.00 if you want the biggest serving.  Considering it's really super hot, this would be one chill way to chill down.  However, with all the hot weather raising its demand, don't expect that the slurpee will always be there either....

Satirical News: Kris Aquino Requests President Nobita To Declare Persona Non-Grata On Asia's Got Talent Judges!

Kris Aquino cried as she saw Gerphil Flores getting praised on Asia's Got Talent! Kris Aquino had formally passed a request to her older brother President Nobita Aquino that she wants to have the judges of Asia's Got Talent to receive a persona non-grata.  The judges for Asia's Got Talent are namely Vanness Wu, David Foster, Anggun Cipta Sasmi and Melanie Jayne Chrisholm were the ones who praised Gerphil Flores for her talented performance as an outstanding one. This clip from Asia's Got Talent did not easily slip through Kris Aquino's eyes.  She felt that she was greatly wronged by the show.  It was at this event that the judges praised Gerphil Flores for her outstanding talent as they were touched by her performance.  David Foster had signed a contract with Gerphil Flores calling her an outstanding musician.  The event pissed Kris Aquino off and she decided to process a request that will ban the four judges from ever stepping into the Philippines. "T...