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Modernization Is Good But Not Everything Modern Is Good

I do enjoy progress and modernization but that doesn't mean that I should care only if something is new or think that everything newer is always better. While old school fantards who don't want change are indeed a problem then the same can go for being a moderntard. A moderntard tends to think that something must be new because it's good rather than something new is good because it's good. Worse, a moderntard is bound to attack you automatically for simply disliking something modern and assume you're against progress even when you're not. It reminded me of how often I feel left out because I didn't like a lot of modern music. I remembered getting ridiculed by moderntard peers in the 90s when I told them that I like classical music over their love for modern music, how I think Laurel and Hardy is funnier than Dumb and Dumber or that I enjoyed some old school entertainment. I was called as an "enemy of progress" and a "caveman" never ...

Satirical News: Mar Roxas Confirmed To Have Brought Back Balangiga Bells

Former DILG Secretary Manuel A. Roxas may have finally gotten the people's favor at last. It was confirmed by this photo that he did indeed bring the Balangiga Bells from the United States back to the Philippines. President Duterte decided to praise his current critic Roxas and said, "You have done your job well Roxas. It looks like you can still be redeemed. If it wasn't for Mar then the Balingiga Bells which rightfully belongs to the Filipino people would have not been returned." The picture showed Roxas having carried said bells to their location. He was given a warm reception by the people of Balangiga. Stay tuned for further developments! 

Rhian Ramos Howell Picture For December 10, 2018

Well she's having some nice flight meal there, huh? 

Gracie Dzienny At The Bumblebee Movie Event

She's here looking like she's come from the 70s to our time. Is it me or is 70s fashion and entertainment taking a resurgence in digital format? 

Satirical News: Vice President Leni Loud Robredo Suspected For Narco Alcos' Escape

It has been six months since Narco Alcos has escaped via a puff of smoke during his his jail time at Naga City, Camarines Sur . The Department of Justice found that Atty. Romulo Macalinlang forgot his smartphone at PNP Naga City while doing said daring escape act. It was so well-secure that they had to get Chinese and Indian magicians to hack it to find incriminating evidence against the lawyer.  From the smartphone - one of the recorded conversations allegedly had Vice President Leni Loud Robredo. The conversation from said phone had included information to where Atty, Macalinlang and Vice President Leni Loud supposedly had a conversation. Part of the recording had an alleged conversation where Leni Loud Robredo ordered for Alcos' escape. It was discovered that the PNP Naga City escape incident was not the only one. The other also involved his first escape in Dasmarinas, Cavite . PNP Chief Oscar Albayalde wishes to have said file investigated if indeed the voice talking...

Rhian Ramos Howell Picture For December 1, 2018

It's the first of December and here's something to lighten things up...

Satirical News: Leni Loud Robredo Introduces Chili-Based Christmas Decorations

Vice President Leni Loud Robredo has now announced that all the prices of chili have dropped back to normal. As she calls herself as "ever the proud Bicolana" -- she finally introduced a new Christmas decoration where chili is used as a means to help "fight off inflation". She was last seen dressed up in chili outfits to sell the new decoration. "This is a cheap alternative to your typical Christmas decorations. Since the prices of chili have returned to normal then I would suggest people to start using chili in their decorations." said Leni Loud in an interview at ABS-CBN. However, the safety of the chili-based decorations were raised. Some members of the DOH have mentioned that these may be hazardous to people with respiratory problems. Others though said it may help ward off pests. There were mixed reactions to Leni Loud's chili-based decorations. Stay tuned for further developments!