Satirical News: China Sends New Agent Codenamed "Chun Li" to Beat Up Nobita's Sister Krisis Before She Can Run for President!
Well it was confirmed that new Chinese agent known as Chun Li (not to be confused with the fictional Street Fighter character) actually was one of the people involved in Spratlys. After Damulag had beaten up President Nobita, VP Jejemon Beanay, Unggoy Ejercito, Juan Ponce Enriche, Tito Stupid, Bongbong Bastos, Ramon Reviler Jr. and Toady Casino, it was time to beat up Krisis Aquino and her supporters both men and women alike. Chun Li is only 26 years old but she can kick ass really hard and it was proven when Krisis' bodyguards were beaten up in less than a second. What was last known was that Krisis was last seen with her praning attitude, getting mad and trying to promote more protectionism for the Philippines. Worse, Krisis is running for president despite having ZERO experience in politics. But for Pinoys it does not matter anyway- after all popularity wins. Knowing how much trouble Nobita caused China by asking for pardon of the culprits who caused ...