Sean Akizuki's Personal Blog

Well it was confirmed that new Chinese agent known as Chun Li (not to be confused with the fictional Street Fighter character) actually was one of the people involved in Spratlys.  After Damulag had beaten up President Nobita, VP Jejemon Beanay, Unggoy Ejercito, Juan Ponce Enriche, Tito Stupid, Bongbong Bastos, Ramon Reviler Jr. and Toady Casino, it was time to beat up Krisis Aquino and her supporters both men and women alike.  Chun Li is only 26 years old but she can kick ass really hard and it was proven when Krisis' bodyguards were beaten up in less than a second. What was last known was that Krisis was last seen with her praning attitude, getting mad and trying to promote more protectionism for the Philippines.  Worse, Krisis is running for president despite having ZERO experience in politics.  But for Pinoys it does not matter anyway- after all popularity wins.  Knowing how much trouble Nobita caused China by asking for pardon of the culprits who caused ...

So yeah as a kid, I did remember these Family Computer multicards long before I had a Playstation 1 and later Playstation 2.  Not that I loathe all NES games as I do still play the classic Megaman games on my Playstation 2 on the Megaman Anniversary Collection.  I will admit here's one game that was pretty weird and full of hacks... and I wonder how did they fit ALL that in a single cartridge? The Super 190 in 1 which usually contains more hacks and erroneously labeled games.  And of course you can expect something weird like the naming of Kinnikuman to Wrestling II (stupid pirates) to which was a pretty stupid game.  However the popularity of the Anime allowed another video game version of the Anime to be used.  Another one was naming that annoying game Super Dino Riki into Superman and three hacks of it were available! Others I could remember also included an inferior version of the Aladdin game that tends to hang a lot, or another was I could name the in...

I would admit that I was in denial and well, denial over that hot girl back as a teenager.  So okay I didn't like her at first because of some attitude issues but I soon got drawn to her attractive visage, which became a lustful issue.  Which I was pretty much antagonistic towards her at the start but it just slowly became an attraction of sorts.  So how do I describe it?  It was an awkward attraction overall which really had me running from her and pursuing her?  Awkward isn't it? Of course, I could say she was a bad girl in a way despite her being hot though I've met hotter ones later who have a better inner (which matters a lot).  In what way was she a bad girl?  She had asked me several provocative questions that stain my mind and talked to me suggestive things between me and her when we were in private.  I did remember the time she seldom asked me to touch her hand or arm for the sake of it.  And when I did, it was really temptation, ...

China just had a problem of "too much jellyfish" in its water especially giant ones.  After harvesting excess jellyfish, it was quite fortunate that most of them were edible and only a few were non-edible which were turned into fertilizer.  However due to jellyfish fatigue even by tourists and the Chinese people, China came up with the solution to punish the Pinoy pridists.  Since the Pinoy pridists would rather eat pagpag or food from the trash can than regular Chinese prison food, the chefs decided to turn the jellyfish into food for the Pinoy pridists who said, "We shall not have a single bit of non-Pinoy food in our mouths." despite the fact they actually had eaten KFC and Jollibee way back in the Philippines. After which, Chinese authorities began to proceed to slice down the edible jellyfish into "prison food" dried up and served salted and with common vinegar to the prisoners.  The impact was better than expected.  The Pinoy pridists who were imp...

Well if you all remember Nobita as children, he was usually targeted by Damulag (Takeshi in the original) because he was always incompetent.  Sadly, the Philippines is headed by its own President Noynoy who is better called as President Nobita for his kind of ampaw performance while he's no dictator like Gaddafi or Saddam, but still a stupid leader is just as bad as a tyrant for a nation.  And Damulag could be a picture of China or any major power that could easily bully the Philippines.  Here are some reasons why the Philippines is very susceptible to bullying: The Little Miss Late culture has been a very easy ground for being destroyed.  After all, remember how the Pinoy National Police handled the whole Rolando Murderza incident?  Outside that, Pinoys are very habitually late which causes frustration to just anybody in the country. Poor law enforcement.  Peace and order in the Philippines is really that bad overall except for a few places.  S...

President Nobita's pleas for mercy falls into deaf ears as Damulag beats him up! After Nobita had just been happy go lucky and Toady Casino passed the Anti-Chinese Bill in response to China's bullying of the Philippines with the Spratlys claim, China was utterly outraged and sends Chinese goons to beat up President Nobita for his irresponsibility.  A guy who is codenamed "Damulag" (real name Du Ma La as confirmed by Chinese government officials) was sent to the Philippines with an army of thugs from China to beat up President Nobita and other stupid Pinoy politicians.  As said, never mess around with the awakened dragon and President Nobita learned it the hard way.  His refusal to apologize to China for the mishandling of the Pinoy National Police of the Rolando Murderza incident was just one of the many reasons why Damulag was sent to beat him up. While President Nobita was on one of his day-offs, Damulag went to assault President Nobita by himself proving h...

After Anne Curtis' unfortunate encounter with a box jellyfish that stung her badly but fortunately it was not life threatening.  Just recently a group of Pinoy pridist "swimmers" after being rejected at the Olympics and said that the committee was blind to the "fact" that Pinoys are the "greatest race" took a very stupid challenge.  They decided to try to swim in jellyfish infested waters, and despite the warning sign that said, "NO SWIMMING HERE.  JELLYFISH POPULATION IS AT A BOOM." they still decided to do so anyway. It happened just to prove how indecent they can get, they all jumped into the jellyfish infested waters which unfortunately brought them into the worst humiliating encounter worse than what Anne Curtis is suffering from right now.  The result was that they had all a series of jellyfish stings all over their body.  To make matters worse after a group of Filipino-Chinese rescued them, they spat at their rescuers refusing to be...