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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Well there was the Super Mario Bros. Super Show which I remembered watching as a child back when the NES was still popular, too bad I didn't have a Super Nintendo back then or is it good?  Anyway this was one of the shows I thought was pretty popular.  It follows loosely from the computer games but it is a way better trip than that damn awful Super Mario movie (avert thine eyes from it).   Well it's not your trip to Mushroom Land all the time but it features King Bowser (called King Koopa here) with Super Mario Bros. 2 villains namely Mouser, Triclide the three headed snake, Birdos, Shy Guys and some of the standard villains like Koopa troopers and Goombas in their quest to take over various realities.  Which King Koopa here becomes various story book characters and the Super Mario Bros. must stop him from rewriting history with the Princess Peach and Toad while of course, King Koopa does still have his on/off crush on the Princess Peach.  In short, it was re...

Satirical News: American Ex-Pat in Tondo, Blob Blabbersky Gets Rude Awakening!

Blob Blabbersky who previously moved from the United States to the Philippines in search for "freedom" and "married" Mediokra Tamad in an informal ceremony without passing Philippine by-laws, gets a rude awakening as paradise was not paradise as he thought.  While originally appearing to be very plump and very heavy, he was last seen losing weight and unfortunately his skin did not shrink together with his weight leaving him with a lot of excess skin as a result of eating pagpag instead of healthy non-fatty foods.  Also, Tondo as a squatter zone had become so out of order and full of laziness that their paradise was not paradise after all.  The situation of Tondo deteriorated eventually into a real rathole close to being a Somalia within the Philippines. From what was last seen the last time, due to Tondo's rejection of progress from both Filipinos and foreigners alike, the whole place began to fall apart so fast.  Blob's poor leadership of letting people...

Why Anti-USA-ism is Bad for the Philippines!

I know it's been some time since George W. Bush Jr. foolishly attacked Iraq or that there are really a lot of bad Americans (called Muricans) but hating any country and declaring war agaisnt it is not the solution.  Not especially the Philippines which is more likely going to lose if it engages China in an all out war. For the Pinoy pridist, apparently he or she hates invasion but actually believes that the Philippines has the right to invade every nation via OFWs.  Perhaps they are think, "We Pelepenos are da superyor race in da world nating can beat us!" mentality.  Which I thought that especially with Obama coming and also during the Bush administration (but I'll admit Bush was a really bad administrator), you can see those annoying leftist like the picture above who demand America out.  It's been the same problem whether it was Sherap as President, Gloria as President and currently Nobita as president.  That kind of mentality is no wonder why the Philippi...

Support Quality Filipino Products and Services ONLY!

The stupid nationalist have their slogan to only support their "sariling atin" or "their own" even if it's bad.  Toady Casino and his cohorts of Bobo Muna (or Bayad Muna), Anak Payaso, Migraine International, Akbobo, Anak by Bobo, etc. are really stuck with their Tokugawa-like thinking or their Maoist thinking of that the Philippines is better off closed from the rest of the world.  And then they think they can endorse their mediocre products abroad?  Oh boy, them Pinoy pridists have a lot of rude awakening there!  And now here's the buy Filipino that should be endorsed as part of a give and take trade of export and import! Cebu is also known for its dried mangoes and other delicacies.  Foreigners love the Cebuano quality system of dried mangoes which many of them are made by Filipino-Chinese families (Pinoy pride butthurt there).   Bongbong's (no not Bongbong Macoy) delicacies in Bacolod is quality Filipino food products.  Filipinos should patro...

The Philippines Needs More Judges Like Marilyn Milian

Sorry Vitaliano Aguirre Jr. supporters although I do agree that admonition was the best punishment for him BUT Miriam Defensor Santiago though she went overboard, was right in actually scolding the prosecutors who were turning Renato Corona's trial into a huge circus because, that one was utterly and I mean UTTERLY stupid from start to end.  And look at how Judge Marilyn Milian deals with an arrogant law student (actually worse than Aguirre, much worse) in this video. Sadly many Pinoys just can't accept it that they are wrong and you can see that from the common work place to people in power... and fierce tigers are very much needed!  And if you think she is being unreasonable, notice ALL the discourtesy the student did that made the judge go angry!

Satirical News: Anti-Cybercrime Libel Provision Backfires Rather Badly on President Nobita's Face!

The anti-cybercrime law was already declared constitutional which according to its unrevised provision, the government has the right to monitor the activities of all Filipinos and people within the State for 24/7.  Unfortunately the new law with its libel provision that may imprison a person for cybercrime for simply making a meme or ridicule of a political figure backfired pretty badly.  Which in turn, President Nobita realizes that implementing the cybercrime law was a backfire to his stupidity, since instead of preventing him from getting any ridicule about him caused people to poke more fun at him instead. What happened was that a lot of memes against Nobita were made, a total of 1,000,000 memes were made causing a Nobita craze which all explained just how stupid he was in implementing the libel clause of the cybercrime law and daring people to break it.  Yahoo wrote trending now of "Nobita Aquino stupid" has over 1,000,000,000 hits worldwide and the fact that Nobi...

Getting Real: Why Pinoy Pride Mentality is Just as Bad as Colonial Mentality!

In an export and import relationship, one must indeed agree to give and take, not just give and give or take and take. Unfortunately fools and idiots like that clown in Congress, Toady Casino or other "nationalistas" in the Philippines are embracing the extreme opposite of colonial mentality called Pinoy Pride Mentality to which is the mentality that "Penoys are da best, others race suck!" So yeah, I did misspell it on purpose in order to address the Carabao English of many Pinoys who refuse to be awakened and that, it's a very self-serving relation. The whole issue of Pinoy pride can be under the cloak of "protectionism" while the oligarchs rule the Philippines. While the Philippines is certainly no rathole like most of the third world South American countries or maybe I can name countries like North Korea, but with the oligarchs having so much power and the distance of rich and poor is too wide, you can expect the Philippines to be soon a real rat...